oregonizedkaos

I can't even explain the "old hags" gig. my hair is so many days and so many seconds longer than it was that many days and seconds ago.

I really want to get mystic on some shrooms. Yummy!

I bought my first pair on Levi's 501, which was huge for me, becuase, well, let's just say I'm not exactly who I say I am. mmm, mysterious . . .

Who enjoys getting naked? I do!!!

so I was at work today and two very sexy blonde eastern european girls came in. We exchanged glances and when I went on my break they happened to be leaving at the same time. Now, as you know form reading my shit, I have a love, so obviously the prospects of a wild threesome with blonde hair flying all over the place was a fantasy at best. But, these girls are walking in front of me and I'm going to get a coffee. They turn around and see me and dart into this ice cream shop. Now maybe I just think I'm the shit, but I do think they wanted to party. But I passed them by. my penis disagreed, but I feel good about my decision. I'm sick anyway so the threesome may not have been all that wild.

Peace all you crazy cats

-e