orbert83

How to carve a pumpkin:

Step one: Consider the design you'd like to carve

Step Two: Carefully draw the design with a pen


Step Three: carve around the stem and remove the top


Step Four: force any kids in the room to pull out the seeds


Step Five: delicately carve the design


Step Six: take a moment to celebrate your approaching victory


Step Seven: Insert lightbulb


Step Eight: Flip the switch and bask in the knowledge that you can now keep the demons away.