opticnerve

Well. At least I recovered (most) of my deposit on the engagement ring.

I'm so sad right now that my teeth ache.

Just



You remember that thing I told you about before that was supposed to happen? It's not going to happen.

Remember those days when a guy could sing along to 'Say My Name' by Destiny's Child and not have other people think he was auditioning for a male transexual cabaret?

Oh, those days never happened? Oh well.

Well. I'll soon not be able to afford this site. I'm on the outs at work, and my days are numbered, so I have to start scrounging money together to pay for the move back to Toronto. You can reach me at:

opticnerve530@gmail.com

I'm on Facebook, so you'll be able to find me through that email account.

Dude. You should see 'Juno'. Everyone in the movie is excellent, even the normally 'bleh' Jennifer Garner. Ellen Page should win the Best Actress Oscar. Hooray for Canadians!

Favourite line ever:

That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.

You know, if you were all on Facebook, I wouldn't have had to come back here.

Good-bye.

These items came to me in the mail yesterday:

- A lovingly framed photograph of a New York City building
- a vintage postcard
- a handwritten note of well-wishes
- two records by Prince & the Revolution.

Sorry, ladies. The title of Ultimate Fantasy Girlfriend shall forever be held by Saraphine. She's smart, has lived a rock-n-roll life, styles hair like Michaelangelo sculpting...
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