Elvis Costello & Cait O'Riordan
I had thought they were great for each other, when I was into such things as celebrity gossip. The fact that they are no longer together doesn't quite make me sad, but it does make me a bit cynical about the idea of a 'soul mate'. That shit is for 'lost love' reunion shows on Oprah. The best a schmuck like me can hope for is to meet a girl who won't irritate me to the point that I feel I'd be better off alone than with her. A girl who won't mind the stink of my sweat as I lie next to her under the blankets at night.
Oh, shit. Now my co-worker friend wants to set me up with her boyfriend's friend. Is my bachelorhood really that pathetic? Stop. The. Madness.
I had thought they were great for each other, when I was into such things as celebrity gossip. The fact that they are no longer together doesn't quite make me sad, but it does make me a bit cynical about the idea of a 'soul mate'. That shit is for 'lost love' reunion shows on Oprah. The best a schmuck like me can hope for is to meet a girl who won't irritate me to the point that I feel I'd be better off alone than with her. A girl who won't mind the stink of my sweat as I lie next to her under the blankets at night.
Oh, shit. Now my co-worker friend wants to set me up with her boyfriend's friend. Is my bachelorhood really that pathetic? Stop. The. Madness.
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You pick it, it's yours. No money exchange.
And cheap things taste better.