opie

An old man is sitting on his front porch. Rocking away in his chair watching the world go by. He's enjoying his day when he sees a young boy walking down the road with a bundle of chicken wire under his arm.

"Little boy" the old man called out. " what are you doing with that chicken wire?"

The little boy replies " I'm going down to the field and catch me some chickens"

"Little boy you don't catch chickens with chicken wire. thats just crazy."

But the little boy just keeps walking.

About an hour later the little boy comes walking back with the chicken wire still under his arm . Only this time the wire is stuffed with chickens.

"Well all be" says the old man to himself.

The next day the old man is sitting on his porch when he sees the boy walking down the road. This time the boy has a bundle of duct tape under his arm.

"Little boy what are you doing with that duct tape?"

"I'm going down to the pond and catch me some ducks"

"Little boy you don't catch ducks with duct tape. Thats just crazy."

But the little boy just keeps walking.

About an hour later the little boy comes walking back with the duct tape still under his arm . Only this time the tape is stuffed with ducks.

"Well all be" says the old man to himself.

The next day the old man is sitting on his porch when he sees the boy walking down the road. This time the boy has a bundle of sticks under his arm.

"Little boy what are you doing with the sticks?"

"These aren't sticks there pussy willows."

" Let me go get my hat."