Todays Random Thoughts:
I've come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth.
Poor Poor Nich Lachey. I wish I could put him in my bag and carry him around with me... just to make sure he doesnt do anymore MTV specials where they show him crying multiple times. I nominate myself to take care of him from now...
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I've come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth.
Poor Poor Nich Lachey. I wish I could put him in my bag and carry him around with me... just to make sure he doesnt do anymore MTV specials where they show him crying multiple times. I nominate myself to take care of him from now...
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cogito_sum:
Hehe, yeah, old guy+hooker+vibrator+bluewonderpill=grandaddy OG Pimp
andrewkryptonite:
maybe, but i eat a lot of diner food and he's always there
Todays Random Thoughts:
I was in the shower, and felt something in my hair... i got really really freaked out b/c i started to think of the shower scene from The Grudge. But no worries, it was just a knot.
Toddlers in a Fist fight...Hysterical!
My tan lines are Ridiculous.
If I had my own reality show it would consist of me and a closet...
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I was in the shower, and felt something in my hair... i got really really freaked out b/c i started to think of the shower scene from The Grudge. But no worries, it was just a knot.
Toddlers in a Fist fight...Hysterical!
My tan lines are Ridiculous.
If I had my own reality show it would consist of me and a closet...
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elmothekiller:
heres a random thought......
farts smell worse in the bath
or is that a fact?
farts smell worse in the bath
or is that a fact?
iretire:
tonight, 10pm, bring your A GAME
Todays Random Thoughts:
My immediate reaction to Mariah Carey is to disinfect my entire body. twice.
I Greatly appreciate the over-acting in migraine commercials.
I almost feel off a curb the otherday, b/c my hip popped out of place. that would have been awesome.
Hair styling products can be very dangerous. be careful out there.
My immediate reaction to Mariah Carey is to disinfect my entire body. twice.
I Greatly appreciate the over-acting in migraine commercials.
I almost feel off a curb the otherday, b/c my hip popped out of place. that would have been awesome.
Hair styling products can be very dangerous. be careful out there.
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tenaciousb:
nice one 
hope all is well with you....
hope all is well with you....
deathbyopus:
LOL, wow 
Todays Random Thoughts:
If given the choice: choose golf pants.
I don't watch TV that much, but I saw the new Dr. Pepper commercial. The song goes "Hold it, Now Hold it, Hold It" and so on... and then at the end it says "Get Berried in Cream".
that can't be just an "oversight" at the Ad company!
I'm addicted to lip gloss... or is...
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If given the choice: choose golf pants.
I don't watch TV that much, but I saw the new Dr. Pepper commercial. The song goes "Hold it, Now Hold it, Hold It" and so on... and then at the end it says "Get Berried in Cream".
that can't be just an "oversight" at the Ad company!
I'm addicted to lip gloss... or is...
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reverendbenzo:
Your Guess Their Job post made me lol. Seriously!
cogito_sum:
If you wear golf pants, try to wear the neon plaid ones. Those'll look nice.
When I was young, I use to love eating flavored chap stick. They don't taste like they smell. Banana was my favorite.
Mini Cupcakes remind of mini breasts, with mini nipple chips.
I love your eye, beautiful eye, is that your eye?
When I was young, I use to love eating flavored chap stick. They don't taste like they smell. Banana was my favorite.
Mini Cupcakes remind of mini breasts, with mini nipple chips.
I love your eye, beautiful eye, is that your eye?
Today's Random Thoughts:
I'm wearing perfume that I'm allergic to. Tough Times.
The tingle of Noxema is nothing short of amazing.
I feel bad when i pick flowers, but I feel alot worse after getting shitfaced.
Frosted Flakes are not Grrrreeeaaaatttt at all. That tiger should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I'm wearing perfume that I'm allergic to. Tough Times.
The tingle of Noxema is nothing short of amazing.
I feel bad when i pick flowers, but I feel alot worse after getting shitfaced.
Frosted Flakes are not Grrrreeeaaaatttt at all. That tiger should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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cogito_sum:
Unfortunately I wasn't wasted when I stabbed my brother. Way back when, guess I came home from a pioneer field trip, we were watching "It's a Different Worlds". Guess talking about the Donor Party and watching a Black Comedy wanted me to shank somebody. Wow, I just realized I'm horrible.
And about Tony the Tiger. He's already prosecuted. His been castrated, and in some restaurant in China, some wealthy man is dining on his Penis. Consumption = increase in sexual potency. Wow, people will do anything.
That's really yer bass? From the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot." And well beneath the rash, swelling and redness, I bet you smell wonderful. It's a sacrifice to achieve that alluring set.
And about Tony the Tiger. He's already prosecuted. His been castrated, and in some restaurant in China, some wealthy man is dining on his Penis. Consumption = increase in sexual potency. Wow, people will do anything.
That's really yer bass? From the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot." And well beneath the rash, swelling and redness, I bet you smell wonderful. It's a sacrifice to achieve that alluring set.
sportdeath:
How's the fruit fast going?
Today's Random Thoughts:
I was once stabbed in the hand with a fork by a drunk person. yeah. it hurt.
Smile and Nod. Smile...and...Nod. Never fails.
Most girls think its rude and disgusting when a guy rearranges his junk. not me. it remiinds me that its there.
I lost my sunglasses.
Uncle Ben. Good Guy. Great Rice.
I wish I was high. Really really high.
I was once stabbed in the hand with a fork by a drunk person. yeah. it hurt.
Smile and Nod. Smile...and...Nod. Never fails.
Most girls think its rude and disgusting when a guy rearranges his junk. not me. it remiinds me that its there.
I lost my sunglasses.
Uncle Ben. Good Guy. Great Rice.
I wish I was high. Really really high.
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xyuzero:
you never fail to make me laugh.
in highschool, i was stabbed in the knee with a pencil. the mark is still there.
in highschool, i was stabbed in the knee with a pencil. the mark is still there.
gryphon840:
The junk has to be rearranged every once in a while. I find it to be the equivalent of a girl adjusting her bra n breasts.
Today's Random Thoughts:
Everytime I put on make up, i manage to poke myself in the eye with mascara. A normal, rational person might decide to stop wearing it, but not me. I'm no quitter.
Lately, I've been thinking about scrambled eggs alot. I'm not so sure why.
I have an overwhelming desire to jump naked into a pool of Cool Whip. Maybe I lived...
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Everytime I put on make up, i manage to poke myself in the eye with mascara. A normal, rational person might decide to stop wearing it, but not me. I'm no quitter.
Lately, I've been thinking about scrambled eggs alot. I'm not so sure why.
I have an overwhelming desire to jump naked into a pool of Cool Whip. Maybe I lived...
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deathbyopus:
LOL 
, so how far is it from NJ to St. Louis?
, so how far is it from NJ to St. Louis? 
stewfnrocker:
Know what makes me horny though, when Queen comes on!!!
Plus I love love love zeppelin very much, especially Zeppelin II
Plus I love love love zeppelin very much, especially Zeppelin II
Today's Random Thoughts:
I wonder how much it hurts to get pierced down there, and what the piercer (thats what they are called right?) is really thinking when they have to do such a thing. i would buy that book.
Being in a highspeed police chase seems like sooo much fun.
I do, in fact wish my ass was made of candy.
If you think...
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I wonder how much it hurts to get pierced down there, and what the piercer (thats what they are called right?) is really thinking when they have to do such a thing. i would buy that book.
Being in a highspeed police chase seems like sooo much fun.
I do, in fact wish my ass was made of candy.
If you think...
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sjanett:
I would like to spend a day in your brain sometime... but be the best fun I ever had, you're thought always make me laugh
About the piercing "down there" in the piercing shop I used to work we always put some aneasthetic creme on it. When they pierced me I just felt a little sting somewhere far away and my first thought was: is this all? give me another one! And I can assure you that a piercer is focused on the technical aspects and not on erotic ones
(at least when he's a professional I guess)
xxx
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About the piercing "down there" in the piercing shop I used to work we always put some aneasthetic creme on it. When they pierced me I just felt a little sting somewhere far away and my first thought was: is this all? give me another one! And I can assure you that a piercer is focused on the technical aspects and not on erotic ones
(at least when he's a professional I guess)
xxx
[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 1:23AM]
stewfnrocker:
oh I went to Monmouth for the first year on a sports scholarship, hated the college, went to BCC for 2 and a half years and now at FDU at night. I have been all over tryin to get out of college. BCC is a cheap yet good college. Better then Monmouth... Oh I am happy you liked the Naomi thing. I thought it was funny, especially for the last line!
Today's Random Thoughts:
If I was forced to choose between 1. losing my dignitiy, or 2. losing my sense of smell, I would have to choose to lose #1 b/c damn cookies smell good.
no panties are the best panties. i cant even remember that last time i wore them.
I would love to go on a picnic.
When I'm in class, I space out...
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If I was forced to choose between 1. losing my dignitiy, or 2. losing my sense of smell, I would have to choose to lose #1 b/c damn cookies smell good.
no panties are the best panties. i cant even remember that last time i wore them.
I would love to go on a picnic.
When I'm in class, I space out...
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mschfmayhemsoap:
What video games are you playin'.... can I play. lol
oxy:
i would go for 1...cause i have no dignity left
and yeahhh for no panties
Cockhungry? mmmmm...shall i send you a care package???
and yeahhh for no panties
Cockhungry? mmmmm...shall i send you a care package???
Random Thoughts For Today...
HAHA my mom was looking at this site... Oops, forgot to log out. o well.
i went shopping and talked to the cashier for a really long time, and it wasnt until after i left the store that i realized she was hitting on me. im stupid like that.
im starting a fruit fast tomorrow. its supposed to give you alot...
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HAHA my mom was looking at this site... Oops, forgot to log out. o well.
i went shopping and talked to the cashier for a really long time, and it wasnt until after i left the store that i realized she was hitting on me. im stupid like that.
im starting a fruit fast tomorrow. its supposed to give you alot...
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stewfnrocker:
hahaha mom found the site 
I saw you on the silly board and saw medford nj... I thought I was the only one.
I saw you on the silly board and saw medford nj... I thought I was the only one.
sportdeath:
What did Mom think of the site? And exactly what do you eat/drink on a fruit fast??
