Todays Random Thoughts:
I've come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth.
Poor Poor Nich Lachey. I wish I could put him in my bag and carry him around with me... just to make sure he doesnt do anymore MTV specials where they show him crying multiple times. I nominate myself to take care of him from now on.
It is true that you can turn your girlfriend into a whore, but you can't turn a whore into your girlfriend. remember that kids.
I like people that you meet late night at diners.
I've come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a squirrel on meth.
Poor Poor Nich Lachey. I wish I could put him in my bag and carry him around with me... just to make sure he doesnt do anymore MTV specials where they show him crying multiple times. I nominate myself to take care of him from now on.
It is true that you can turn your girlfriend into a whore, but you can't turn a whore into your girlfriend. remember that kids.
I like people that you meet late night at diners.
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cogito_sum:
Hehe, yeah, old guy+hooker+vibrator+bluewonderpill=grandaddy OG Pimp
andrewkryptonite:
maybe, but i eat a lot of diner food and he's always there