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Today's Random Thoughts:

Peace of mind, or Piece of ass??

It is very difficult to explain to a guy the concept of a "suitable party shirt." Of course, it has to look good...it also has to stay in place and keep anything from falling out during various degrees of drunkiness.

I find the strangest things in my pockets.

I have found that there are very...
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marvel042:
piece of ass is normaly good for me and a good party shirt this is one of my favoritesparty shirt
onewithall:
smile wink kiss
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Its 7:35am and Im still up after an INSANE night. my thoughts aren't that random, just crazy.

For some reason, I can't drive in reverse.

I wish I were studying. by "studying" I mean, completely stoned.

I have used the line "Take your pants off, and let's make some memories"

Sometimes I think of buying a megaphone.

I intensely dislike holding hands....
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marvel042:
thats because i aim to please and i please to aim smile smile
tenaciousb:
thank you sugar plum......you are luverly... kiss kiss kiss
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm currently looking for a gay sidekick to paint my nails.

Do they still make Bubble Tape?

Everything is better with a little glitter. Or pills.

The movies "See No Evil" and "The Omen" look pretty good, but im too badass to admit that scary movies terrify me!

I once had to drag a drunk boy across the floor of my dorm...
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cogito_sum:
I painted my nails once. I have to admit, it's harder then it looks.

Yep...still do make bubbletape, 1.19+tax
marvel042:
they still make bubble tape and that sucks i am glad i was never that guy in college that u had to drag out when u wanted to get rid of
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Even tho Lindsay Lohan is seconds away from a deadly reaction of cocaine and sunless tanner, I still think she is extremely hott.

When i was little, I got a doll that had these crazy lights on it. it would turn on at night, and I would cry b/c it was the freakiest thing you could imagine. Thanks Mom.

I think everyone...
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marvel042:
i had dreads for alittle i am sure u would look hot with dreads love
tadzi:
it wasnt a chubble, was it? those things were creepy.
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Out of nowhere, my mom made a comment about Axl Rose's package. I didnt like it.

If you steal my car, I am def giving you the silent treatment.

Im eating pineapple.

I would tune in to watch The Adventures of Bi-Curious George
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cspeedball:
Or maybe "Brokeback Monkey?"
pdavis070:
no comment today..... oh wait i just made one lol
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Today's Random Thoughts:

If I had to go to sleep in a bathtub full of ice cream I would have to pick Neopolitan. Definitely.

Leather pants!

Trent Reznor VS Anthony Keidis = very interesting game of water polo.

Tyra Banks' talk show makes me fear for the future.
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My friends are so depressed
I feel the question
Of your loneliness
Confide... 'cause I'll be...
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joker_:
It would all fit in your tub. Here is the plan, try it out and send me the picture..

wink
cogito_sum:
You wrote the poem? Sounds depressing, you ok?
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Its not a good idea to walk barefoot on Legos. Those little bastards hurt.

I met a really cute girl yesterday.

Ive decided that a pink Harley is the only way to go.

Every shower should include its own personal Shampoo Guy/Girl.
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tenaciousb:
you are free... but i fear that you are a million steps ahead of me.............. eeek
cspeedball:
Yes you could punch my boss in the nose! skull
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I'm a little scared of butch women.

In 8th grade, I stole the school's mascot uniform and ran around at the basketball game. I went outside to take it off, and my teacher drove by. I still had the tiger feet on. Natural Born BadAss.

They should bring back the huge cell phones from the early 90's . You know, the one...
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marvel042:
and what should we do about that
f1ssure:
well, I can't really DESCRIBE it... I have to DO it. biggrin
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Today's Random Thoughts:

Never underestimate the power of a good ass slap.

Shampoo that bubbles alot is the best. crazy bubbles.

Every morning, my dog pushes my bedroom door open to make sure im in there, and then leaves. It wasnt until yesterday that I realized how strange it is.

Something about Teddy Grahams makes me want to party!
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marvel042:
i am sure i like more of your favorite things wink
cogito_sum:
I had a wet dream of my current crush finally giving my first french kiss in the mouth. It was fucking awsome, it felt like I was actually getting kissed. I finally realized, once I woke up, my Pitt Bull was frenching me in the mouth. What a buzz kill.

BTW, God Smack is going to perform on Carson Daly. Wondering if you checked them out, i'm watching it right now.

That'd be a trip if they're the Ozzfest Mystery Band, either them or TOOL.
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Today's Random Thoughts:

I had a hamster named DoobieForPresident. I hope to get another and name it DoobieForGovernor. i <3 hamsters.

Although the thinking behind it is correct,
Febreze'd clothes do not = Clean Clothes.

I want a hug.

For some reason, I really feel like dressing up like a nun and hitting someone with a ruler.



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wolf_at_the_door:
Thank you.
cspeedball:
I think i'll get a hamster and name it Fattieforjailer. You can hit me with a ruler but how many hail mary's must i do for penance? And your random thoughts always make my day more interesting. smile