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drive ins are fun i dont get a change to go that often and yes my dipstick need lipstick

bahahahaha its rare to find a female friend trying to hit another female. You should go for it!

I'm glad you think so; most people act like I'm going to steal their dogs when I walk by with my long hair.

I used to think the orange cones were placed on the road so people could run over them. I also thought there were sharks in Lake Michigan. I was 8.

man i wish my neighbor would be nice to me. She just keeps me up at all hours with fucking spiderman movies on her suround sound speakers.

so now i will ask you a question not on your profile becuase i am board. if you could be any kind of animal what kind would you want to be?

that why you only go to parties where the furniture doesnt cost more than the booze that was bought....

Pink skittiles..... pink starburst..... whats next? fluffy pink cuffs?

I wouldnt do it at the dentist.... I figure if a doctor of any type saw you in the waiting room shuddering for no appearant reason youd have test run on you in no time... I suggest family events... when your bored with reminescing over whatever yu just walk to the bedroom and just... "sit there"

if you need any manual help in your experiment...do not hesitate to ask...

tobacco aka "dip" is a good buzz.... but it makes me puke.

a good cigar is where it's at!

my favorite color is green i would love to see u in green and in nothing

well...i'm sitting here waiting.....

lol, are you a fan?

there is nothing wronge with a porn colletion just be honest with our roomate and i am sure she will just deal with it

I will NEVER take my shirt off ever again....thanks!

hotboxing?

I always fall asleep to The Colbert Report. Ain't i cool? Do you fall asleep to any particular Metallica song or album? Do you sleep naked? Do I ask too many questions?

"why so blue, panda bear?"

Toast becomes croutons when it's stale as fuck and you're too cheap to throw it out or feed it to the birds.

As for that girl, yeah, ask for her number or email or cunnilingus . Or you could say "Oh, no, look at this hole burned into the crotch of my pants! My labia are showing!" Then see if she goes like this or like this .

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Hey I'd have a lot more fun camping this weekend if you were cumming with me!

I say just ask her the worst she could say is no. I think you should wear the crotch burned pants around the mall and see how many kids ask where you got those awesome pants. I bet you'd start a trend.

Damn, burning the coochie. that's GOTTA hurt. I'll rub some creme on it for ya and fix it right up.

As for the girlie in your class... go for it.
What u got to lose?? And then give me a call and I'll come join in.