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Today's Random Thoughts:
I was driving home the other night and was behind a a truck pulling one of those horse carrying trailer things. I was stuck looking at the horse's ass for quite sometime. But then the horse decided to pull some crazy houdini shit and it somehow turned around and was looking at me. Going 80 on the highway with a horse in...
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I was driving home the other night and was behind a a truck pulling one of those horse carrying trailer things. I was stuck looking at the horse's ass for quite sometime. But then the horse decided to pull some crazy houdini shit and it somehow turned around and was looking at me. Going 80 on the highway with a horse in...
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j_diddy:
gas shmas! walking is better for the environment 
xyuzero:
what!?!?!? no tit touching!?!?!? what kind of bullshit is that!?!?!?
maybe the shrimp guy was a male hooker... was he wearing hot pants and stillettos?
maybe the shrimp guy was a male hooker... was he wearing hot pants and stillettos?
Today's Random Thoughts:
This weekend exhausted me, but in a good way! Im deadset on not getting off my ass until I absolutely have to today. I'll pay you $50 to get me a coffee. Oh come on!! I got back to my house on Friday a little intoxicated. I started to have a nice conversation with my dog from across the room. After a...
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This weekend exhausted me, but in a good way! Im deadset on not getting off my ass until I absolutely have to today. I'll pay you $50 to get me a coffee. Oh come on!! I got back to my house on Friday a little intoxicated. I started to have a nice conversation with my dog from across the room. After a...
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pallyn:
How'd you get a picture of my tattoo? 
j_diddy:
*Yells* 'Long Macchiato?' *extends hand*
'$50 thanks'
'$50 thanks'
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mrpicme:
Thank you very much darling!!!
Here is your own signed copy:
Here is your own signed copy:
akalucifer:
Every time. 
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nc_guy:
I'm struggling with any good advice on how to talk to your Dad about this. *insert confused icon here*
I'm of no help.
I'm of no help.
had_matter:
It sounds like you almost blew your ass up! I used to play with nail polish remover and fire when I was a teenager so I know about this kind of stuff. I did manage to make an ultimate stinkbomb that stains concrete for five years or so. That was interesting.
About your dad I think you don't have to tell him; you're an adult now. Maybe you could join the Limbo Girls Group and ask the SG's how or if they told their families.
About your dad I think you don't have to tell him; you're an adult now. Maybe you could join the Limbo Girls Group and ask the SG's how or if they told their families.
Today's Random Thoughts:
i was driving last night, singing my heart out to "Fell on Black Days" when i drifted off the highway a little and heard that horrible noise that your tires make on the road.. ya know the one that sounds almost as bad as Kevin Federline? Worst. Sound. Ever. I fear the day that Kevin and Britney make a song together. Maybe...
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i was driving last night, singing my heart out to "Fell on Black Days" when i drifted off the highway a little and heard that horrible noise that your tires make on the road.. ya know the one that sounds almost as bad as Kevin Federline? Worst. Sound. Ever. I fear the day that Kevin and Britney make a song together. Maybe...
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nc_guy:
Your journals are always a surreal adventure...I LOVE that!
hollowbutcher:
Beastiality is just wrong, disgusting and wrong. Do you mean the little rivets in the road that look like Britney and sound like Kevin? I agree, and I do hope both of them get cancer. They had a clip of her on the radio talking about people that can time travel and how people around us are actually ahead of us or some silly shit. Wendy's ass it absolutely to die for, a must try. ^_^ Love the journal as usual.
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f1ssure:
Those girls present so many options in my mind. And the one above is thinking - "what the fuck have I gotten myself into"
so have you F'd a girl? Not on camera but at all? or is that on your "to do" list? And how do I get on that list?
so have you F'd a girl? Not on camera but at all? or is that on your "to do" list? And how do I get on that list?
cspeedball:
When i first saw that pretzel i thought that this is all that stands between us and President Cheney. Then when i saw that massive cock i thought if the pretzel didn't choke G.W. that surely could!
Those chicks are very creative.
And yes i am needy, i'd let you take care of me
Those chicks are very creative.
And yes i am needy, i'd let you take care of me
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chazgasm:
why hello there, thanks for the add 
crymson:
Nope.. NOTHING wrong with having SEX on your mind all the time.
Today's Random Thoughts:
I went thru the drive thru at dunkin donuts for coffee yesterday...its the same guy there all the time...he said i looked gorgeous and offered me some donuts... at that moment i had the most vivid picture in my head that scared that hell out of me involving a bed full of donuts and that guy that used to "make the coffee"...
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I went thru the drive thru at dunkin donuts for coffee yesterday...its the same guy there all the time...he said i looked gorgeous and offered me some donuts... at that moment i had the most vivid picture in my head that scared that hell out of me involving a bed full of donuts and that guy that used to "make the coffee"...
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cogito_sum:
LMAO! Yeah Fishsticks 
You want sum?
Hmmmmm, I see that GI Joe has an Kung Fu grip dual action Shaolin Fisting going on. I guess it's true size doesn't matter
Sunburnt lines are as hot as tan lines ... in a trailer sort of way.
So I guess Chip, from Chip and Dale resorted to a life of drugs since the cancellation of his last show. Rescue Rangers, where are you now?
You want sum?
Hmmmmm, I see that GI Joe has an Kung Fu grip dual action Shaolin Fisting going on. I guess it's true size doesn't matter
Sunburnt lines are as hot as tan lines ... in a trailer sort of way.
So I guess Chip, from Chip and Dale resorted to a life of drugs since the cancellation of his last show. Rescue Rangers, where are you now?
had_matter:
I don't know if you noticed my listed occupation says "I run a free non-profit servicing nymphomaniacs." Too bad you are outside my regular delivery route.
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had_matter:
At least we know you're smooth all over. I'll bet you feel great .
I'm thinking there must be a way to have your camera take larger photos. Your boobs need breathing room. They deserve it.
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I'm thinking there must be a way to have your camera take larger photos. Your boobs need breathing room. They deserve it.
cogito_sum:
If only my body hair could unzip like his, then I wouldn't have to tweeze it so often.
Nice toes! It's two more pleasures for foot fetish heaven!
And I ate the shark, I think I'm going to make fishsticks tomorrow, want some?
I love your big beautiful eyes! And no, you don't look like a bug, you look like an Anime.
Nice toes! It's two more pleasures for foot fetish heaven!
And I ate the shark, I think I'm going to make fishsticks tomorrow, want some?
I love your big beautiful eyes! And no, you don't look like a bug, you look like an Anime.
Well, technically at least.
Have you told your dad you want to be an SG yet?
Why do you have to tell him?