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I had such a busy April 1st I totally forgot to try to fool anyone.

Your opinions on boob size intrigue me. I would like to sign up for your newsletter.

I will take your "Roadtrip to Jersey" suggestion under advisement. Would that be one long drive followed by one long ride? Hey i know, you can Tae bo me!

vaporub...rotflmao

Soooo....


...if I were to suck a fat one, would you take your shirt off then?


What is the assignment for your school project? Is it just a recording of anything at all (audio or video?) or does it have an y particular guidelines?

Everyone wants to see you take your shirt off, I think that will be the next law passed in Congress.

Still no kitty.

Husband rips wife's eyes out after she refuses sex
News.com.au
Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Nimes, France
March 21, 2007 07:28am

Excerpt:

A MAN who ripped out his wife's eyes in a fit of rage was sentenced by a French court to 30 years behind bars today.

Mohamed Hadfi, 31, tore out his 23-year-old wife Samira Bari's eyes following a heated argument in their apartment in the southern French city of Nimes in July 2003 after she refused to have sex with him.

Ms Bari, who had demanded a divorce before the attack, was permanently blinded.

Hadfi, a Moroccan, initially fled to Germany. He was finally arrested and sent back to France, where he was indicted for "acts of torture and barbarity leading to a permanent disability".

Prosecutor Dominique Tourette demanded that Hadfi be sentenced to 30 years in prison, two thirds of which must be served in full, calling the defendant a "diabolic torturer".

Once his sentence is served, Hadfi will be deported and barred from ever returning to France.

http://www.news.com.au//story/0,2359...0231-2,00.html

Well, that'll show her! I have never thought "I want sex so bad,no? i'll tear your eye out!"
What a psycho.
Braided pubes would require really long pubes and that'd prolly be kinda gross.

Love ya girl....

Just wanted to say thanks for filling out my survey

awesome blog! random I like

yeah, its real stuffed after it died

If you don't show those pics there will be a riot on your hands.

Bananas?! Chocolate Syrup?! Oh the thoughts running through my head right now!

What smelly things have you been putting on your face? Its true, I am so interested now as to what they were!

your really hot!

I can't get back to sleep. I had this dream about waking up with pierced ears and giant pink ear rings.

Coconut coffee?

I hate coffee and coconut's not too great either. Yuck.

Why would someone hack your account? If they changed your password, how did you logon?

A random question?

I'm afraid mine would probably be inappropriate. What class is it for?

Your window fell out? Like actually detached completely from the car? How the heck does that happen?

The stinging makes your lips bigger. Why do you need bigger lips?

If you ever have problems getting laid, there will be no hope for the rest of us.

No pink love, but I will wear these for you.