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I bet I couldn't too, I rarely ever get any texts. But then I don't use my phoen form uch other than an alarm clock.

Cheez Its and Smoothies sounds a worrying combination.

depends on whats on the table. if it seems worth it, then hell yeah.

Sometimes you just have to risk it and if it works out, all the better, and if not, then it's a lesson learned. Write me sometime, I haven't heard from you in awhile.

very nice photo

train kept a'rollin, don't cha know..........

How about thighhigh stiletto's

Your new profile picture is SEX!SEX!SEX!SEX! and more SEX!

Is there an application process to stalk you? I can send a resume and provide references!

So, I finally broke down and did it. Click view all on friends! My friends that is.

hey whats up?

I just want to add a "fucking right dude" to the whole hitting hard thing.
Christ I love some quick nights at the bar.

that is all.

i definitely think one can have too many tattoos

sorry bout the scarring for life thing.. seems to happen alot around me.

just today my niece was horrified and scarred for life when my beagle killed a rabbit.

bad timing i guess

Well, they say realising that you have a problem is the first step. The first step to what, i do not know, perhaps the first step in a new pair of shoes?
You prolly shouldn't take those pills they're all caffeine and that can't be good on your body."The L Word" is a series on showtime about this group of lesbians that live in LA, i mostly just watch it to see the hot chicks making out.

lucky? or psycic?
Are you saying you have a shoe fetish? 'cuz that'd be hot.

I had such a busy April 1st I totally forgot to try to fool anyone.

Your opinions on boob size intrigue me. I would like to sign up for your newsletter.

I will take your "Roadtrip to Jersey" suggestion under advisement. Would that be one long drive followed by one long ride? Hey i know, you can Tae bo me!

vaporub...rotflmao

Soooo....


...if I were to suck a fat one, would you take your shirt off then?


What is the assignment for your school project? Is it just a recording of anything at all (audio or video?) or does it have an y particular guidelines?

Everyone wants to see you take your shirt off, I think that will be the next law passed in Congress.

Still no kitty.

Husband rips wife's eyes out after she refuses sex
News.com.au
Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Nimes, France
March 21, 2007 07:28am

Excerpt:

A MAN who ripped out his wife's eyes in a fit of rage was sentenced by a French court to 30 years behind bars today.

Mohamed Hadfi, 31, tore out his 23-year-old wife Samira Bari's eyes following a heated argument in their apartment in the southern French city of Nimes in July 2003 after she refused to have sex with him.

Ms Bari, who had demanded a divorce before the attack, was permanently blinded.

Hadfi, a Moroccan, initially fled to Germany. He was finally arrested and sent back to France, where he was indicted for "acts of torture and barbarity leading to a permanent disability".

Prosecutor Dominique Tourette demanded that Hadfi be sentenced to 30 years in prison, two thirds of which must be served in full, calling the defendant a "diabolic torturer".

Once his sentence is served, Hadfi will be deported and barred from ever returning to France.

http://www.news.com.au//story/0,2359...0231-2,00.html

Well, that'll show her! I have never thought "I want sex so bad,no? i'll tear your eye out!"
What a psycho.
Braided pubes would require really long pubes and that'd prolly be kinda gross.