onlyoblivion

I post this here because I know that if I posted it where it belongs Id be found nailed to a cross in a couple of weeks. I present, for your edification and amusement, The Lamest Poem Ive Ever Written:

It was 1492
when Columbus sailed the ocean blue
and discovered a land, once found,
that killed the theory of Flat Ground.
Today some...
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theangus:

I know, right?

Sep 18, 2004

coffinnails:

Okay, I swore I wasn't going to reappear, but you seriously should write me. You're totally cool. People just don't fucking get it sometimes...

WRITE ME, BIZZNATCH!!! onlyimaydance@hotmail.com

Sep 21, 2004

Yeesh. After a 24-hour posting marathon on the CE boards yesterday I thought I was doing well; today I get involved in some more personal threads, choose an "improper" word here and there and manage to piss off half the site. I'd love to retain some impartial observer to go trawl through some of my recent posts and tell me if I was being intolerant...
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malloreigh:

i'd start a midnight cereal eater's group, but i'm not sure there'd be enough interest.

*nudge*

Sep 16, 2004

coffinnails:

*sigh* Well, I'm glad to see you appreciate my efforts because now I've got women mad at me for defending you...

Sep 16, 2004

TheHulk

onlyoblivion:

HULK SMASH

Sep 13, 2004

After discussing the downside of a watery grave with Malloreigh, I want to know: What's the best way to die? Personally, once my 1000-year reign as Galactic President starts flagging because I need a new clone host every couple of years, I want to be rocketed into the sun. That's really the only dignified way to go (it might even have positive effects on...
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malloreigh:

there is honestly nothing sexier than a black turtleneck, thick-rimmed glasses, and a big vocabulary. leningrad's ability to wear his vocabulary well was probably his greatest weapon while ensnaring me.

my vocabularly, on the other hand, has steadily declined since i finished school. blast.

how frustrating. anyhow, i changed my journal entry because the wrong people understood it. passion is what attracts us to art, and passion is what attracts the artist to her subject (at least in my case). there is no place that sweats creativity more profusely than a verge.

Sep 13, 2004

sixblueten:

Wow! You read the article? That piece really, really threw me for a loop. Of course, I realize that war is horrible, but when one focuses the lens down to the inflicted individual. . .it's almost impossible to bear, at least for me. Thanks for taking the time out.

Sep 14, 2004

4Mal

onlyoblivion:

Pics for Malloreigh

Sep 7, 2004

I encourage everyone to play poker, as it can teach many valuable lessons. Today, poker gave me the final, conclusive piece of evidence that my life isn't worth living. I hope it has a cheerier message for you.

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sixblueten:

Well put in the CE thread. Being pro-peace isn't very popular these days, nor has it ever been. However, when you can back up your arguments, as you do, with solid common sense, it certainly helps the cause. It's really too bad there has to be an argument in the first place.

Sep 11, 2004

malloreigh:

i suppose it is fairly depressing, isn't it? i'm not going to be fish-food anytime soon, unfortunately -- i don't think i'd look very good when they found my corpse... really rather bloated and waterlogged, i'd suppose. if i'm going to die, i'm going to die beautiful.

Sep 11, 2004

Son of a bitch. I totally should've thought my handle out more - being known as The Insta-Gator (complete with a picture of a Six Million Dollar Man-style motion blurred Crocodylia in mid-stride) would've been awesome. Ah, well.

You suckers think it's bad now? Just wait until I build up enough board cred to start posting my own topics.

adny:

Hey, you can change your screen name and profile pic whenever/as often as you want

Your account and the links to it stay the same.

Sep 2, 2004

malloreigh:

this is actually the first beta i've been a part of, but hopefully more will follow. i'm not exactly a gaming legend yet -- but someday, oh, someday...

i think that, personally, i'm with jabba the hutt on tasteful living room decorations -- i wouldn't mind having someone frozen in carbonite as a centerpiece. i think it'd really spice up the decor of my apartment.

re: erin and reagan sacrificial sex party -- i'm there.

Sep 4, 2004

SouthParkitized

onlyoblivion:

Me as a South Park character

Sep 1, 2004

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malloreigh:

ah, yes. i avoided ffxi... the computer i had when i would have been playing it wasn't good enough to really run games. i hope you're healed by november, for the release of world of warcraft... i'll be on constantly.

Aug 30, 2004

adny:

Hey, I joined the SG Ohio group, you seen that one yet?

Sep 1, 2004

A word of caution for anyone who blunders into one of my obnoxious comments and comes to my journal wondering what kind of an asshole would say a thing like that:

97% of everything that I've ever expressed has been meant as comedy on one level or another. You can usually spot the other 3% as I start to use big, important-sounding words and make...
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adny:

Yo-blivion, check out Ambie. She's the real thing, smart cute, and in Y-town too (with that special buckeye attitude that's just so endearing).

Later

Came back to edit in some homeboy talk. I'm not from Y-town, but spent a lot of time there. I married a girl from Boardman long ago. I think my brother inlaw was the football coach at Poland - John Gibson? (the Gib).

I remembered that the Park Inn burned down, like in the 80's. It was fun, but mostly the stumbling drunk, howling variety of fun. Blue collar binges!

I enjoyed your nihilistic viewpoint on cheery hopeful movies. It takes me back to less complicated places in my life...

Thanks

[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 3:10PM]

Aug 27, 2004