Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

onibaba

Herts

Member Since 2006

Followers 18 Following 76

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jan 08, 2007

Jan 8, 2007
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Life. Deedle deedle life.
Life. Oooh. Life life lifey life. can't think of anything
Life ohhhhh lala la laaaala that's enough
Liyiyiyiyife....

Oh I don't like scary things
Yes scary things are scary.
I'd rather do something a bit middle of the road instead of a scary thing.

Yes life oooh lifey wifey woo

And I'm such a lame arse
That everything shits me up
Is that a ladder?
Argh.
I also murder rabbits.

Lifey ooh life wargha.

But don't think I'm boring
Cos I like toast better than interesting things.
Yes suggest I do something that was considered cutting edge 20 years ago.
Yes. I will do it.
Yes I will.
Honest.

Lifey oohhaahhhahahahachimpwalla.

So you see
I am the best at life
Better than all you lame-ohs.
So just get up and do a life. Yes.
Oh life.
It can be good or boring but no monsters please.

Oh yes and I think
it would be hard to do my dream
About the robots and alien lezzfest in real life
So lets steal a lyric from another song
Balloon.

bok
jackie:
get a dead pin up girl.... like a sexy zombie biggrin
Jan 15, 2007
jackie:
i had a really wierd dream last night.
I dreamed i was eating loads and loads and loads of sweets with an old friend from school who i havent seen in years. We were talking about what weve been doing since we left school..then a fox came into the room we were in and was speeking english..like a posh english mans voice (y'know like pertwee or john hurt or whatever) he wanted me to scratch behind his ear coz he's never felt what that was like and also to give him a bath......

WIERD whatever surreal
Jan 19, 2007

More Blogs

  • 04.07.06
    3

    Friday Apr 07, 2006

    So what's been going on in me land? Well, my band has been pushing…
  • 03.06.06
    2

    Monday Mar 06, 2006

    It's good to be back. Turned out my headaches and ick were being bro…
  • 02.03.06
    3

    Saturday Feb 04, 2006

    Oaagh. Two day long headaches suck, big time. Onibaba needs somethi…
  • 02.02.06
    0

    Thursday Feb 02, 2006

    And so it came to pass that The Onibaba did sit upon the long train a…
  • 01.24.06
    1

    Tuesday Jan 24, 2006

    Robert Morgan is one of the UK's best kept secrets. His short films …
  • 01.22.06
    3

    Sunday Jan 22, 2006

    So, it's Monday again. Maybe the greatest Monday ever, as it be my b…
  • 01.20.06
    3

    Saturday Jan 21, 2006

    This morning I have been learning that you cannot consume billions of…
  • 01.20.06
    1

    Friday Jan 20, 2006

    Today, two of the girls in my office whipped their knickers off in fr…
  • 01.18.06
    5

    Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

    Five things I have learnt today: 1: Do not spend hours preparing …
  • 01.17.06
    0

    Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

    Cor blimey, guv! First day and all that. Logged on far too late to h…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
0
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,596 SuicideGirls
  • 1,119,978 followers
  • 14,934,393 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,427,284 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo