last night I helped a midget pick out midget porn.
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Random bursts brought to by the alternating drinks.
Best friends Sierra Nevada and Italian Roast.
Round of applause please.
Now be seated.
Don't Panic!
But a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy movie!?
Teaser witnessed just prior to having my ass kicked into four by The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Packed theater thankfully the braindead, off to see Meet The Fockers, making damn well sure...
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Best friends Sierra Nevada and Italian Roast.
Round of applause please.
Now be seated.
Don't Panic!
But a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy movie!?
Teaser witnessed just prior to having my ass kicked into four by The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Packed theater thankfully the braindead, off to see Meet The Fockers, making damn well sure...
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_roy:
what a random picture... reminds me of a movie called "Fantasy Mission Force" where they have Asian Nazis driving 70's muscle cars trying to kill Jackie Chan in WII.
The Word Virus has been purchased, thanks.
The Word Virus has been purchased, thanks.
Hello to you. Mister, misses person.
Or rather, dear journal, how are you? Are you beautiful, disgusted or brilliant?
Can you know peace and eat it too?
Are you inappropriate with perversity in mind?
I know I am. And the possibilities are killing me.
Japanese bondage flicks on the televisual unit, cheese coated muzak from the mid-nineties, Newcastle Brown Ale and a rather unsettling ebay...
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Or rather, dear journal, how are you? Are you beautiful, disgusted or brilliant?
Can you know peace and eat it too?
Are you inappropriate with perversity in mind?
I know I am. And the possibilities are killing me.
Japanese bondage flicks on the televisual unit, cheese coated muzak from the mid-nineties, Newcastle Brown Ale and a rather unsettling ebay...
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greenkat:
Japanese bondage flicks: any titles?
I knew by the golf bag hung from the door to the firehose mount laying open entry to my apartment's floor that something was astray.
How odd, I thought passing it by, stamping out the supposed last cigarette of the evening.
Beautiful things ride on the horizon if resolve is enacted I chant to myself as I polish off this Corona swallowing through a playful...
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How odd, I thought passing it by, stamping out the supposed last cigarette of the evening.
Beautiful things ride on the horizon if resolve is enacted I chant to myself as I polish off this Corona swallowing through a playful...
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_roy:
sign me up, I think I'm on that boat... and hell, here I was just thinking I was doomed. oh, wait... I still am.
seriously, I'll have to look into that, is there some treatment of sorts besides taking it as it comes?
seriously, I'll have to look into that, is there some treatment of sorts besides taking it as it comes?
when random movie scenes captivate you into hitting display.
when certain songs are played repeatedly.
when evenings off become drunken escapades.
when half life 2 comes out in mere hours.
when work places become positions of torture.
when a thousand thoughts rush to you faster than you could ever dream of positioning of them.
smoke, chain smoke, and swallow back with the painkillers luxury. guitar...
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when certain songs are played repeatedly.
when evenings off become drunken escapades.
when half life 2 comes out in mere hours.
when work places become positions of torture.
when a thousand thoughts rush to you faster than you could ever dream of positioning of them.
smoke, chain smoke, and swallow back with the painkillers luxury. guitar...
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anderswolleck:
cool! i havent found anyone else who read cows unless i gave it to them.
how did you come across it
how did you come across it
anderswolleck:
i did read high life and iw as suppsed to interview stokoe but i got scared, really scared. even though i;ve heard he is perfectly normal, anyone who could write COWS, lol, it freaked me out.
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persya:
no it's not an actual rabbit..but i know because i bought it and it's a version of a pearl rabbit
the head rotates and the pearls vibrate and the part that would be the rabbit is just a really nice vibrating tickler. but it IS very much like a rabbit appart from the fact that there is no rabbit.
[Edited on Nov 09, 2004 3:37PM]
the head rotates and the pearls vibrate and the part that would be the rabbit is just a really nice vibrating tickler. but it IS very much like a rabbit appart from the fact that there is no rabbit.
[Edited on Nov 09, 2004 3:37PM]
persya:
haha
are you a vibrator connoisseur?
are you a vibrator connoisseur?
onemorepanic:
and great
lulasunday:
your fantasy is visually stunning...
i went to a catholic all girls high school, so i know about nuns
making fuck to a cigarette...that's how you get burned, my friend
i went to a catholic all girls high school, so i know about nuns
making fuck to a cigarette...that's how you get burned, my friend
herk
11:35. let's re-evaulate our assumptions.
24 ounce beers bounce and clang as my mother watches me return from skateboarding. They Live as a rental. Rowdy Roddy Piper takes on the space aliens in this John Carpenter classic.
The Guinness top goes pop with a little help from my lighter and the headphones slide on as I shove a certain Dresden Dolls track on repeat.. and...
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24 ounce beers bounce and clang as my mother watches me return from skateboarding. They Live as a rental. Rowdy Roddy Piper takes on the space aliens in this John Carpenter classic.
The Guinness top goes pop with a little help from my lighter and the headphones slide on as I shove a certain Dresden Dolls track on repeat.. and...
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chris_sick:
bet no one gets your wry Dues Ex refrences.
onemorepanic:
only you sir, only you.
well so far at least.
I have a little faith considering one user has the alias of an interplanetary space hamster loving denzien of Faerun.
now let's get back to fucking up UNATCO.
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well so far at least.
I have a little faith considering one user has the alias of an interplanetary space hamster loving denzien of Faerun.
now let's get back to fucking up UNATCO.
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gonna, stop. shove it. piss it away,
hold the bottle to my mouth, let it drip.
all symptoms fade away.
something might just break away.
but then again, we can only be hopeful.
what can i choose to piss away?
what can i rid of?
the problem we put the strongest effort into pissing away, only grows stronger,
the things we ignore tend to own...
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hold the bottle to my mouth, let it drip.
all symptoms fade away.
something might just break away.
but then again, we can only be hopeful.
what can i choose to piss away?
what can i rid of?
the problem we put the strongest effort into pissing away, only grows stronger,
the things we ignore tend to own...
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we're not the grown ups
I HATE YOU!
I'll KILL YOU!
The neighbors directly behind me scream.
Second 24 of Guiness for the evening.
Tubring on the stereo/tv.
Now the sounds of slamming doors.
Need a blank tape and batteries; record the disturbance.
Phone rings. For me. Memory loss. Selective memory. Liar?
I don't know. I'm a big piece of shit no matter what's assumed....
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I HATE YOU!
I'll KILL YOU!
The neighbors directly behind me scream.
Second 24 of Guiness for the evening.
Tubring on the stereo/tv.
Now the sounds of slamming doors.
Need a blank tape and batteries; record the disturbance.
Phone rings. For me. Memory loss. Selective memory. Liar?
I don't know. I'm a big piece of shit no matter what's assumed....
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cthav:
great journal. thumbs up.
onemorepanic:
why, thank ye.
what do you recommend to average sized people?
i am just picking your brain, because i find you fairly fascinating