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oneimill

Dover, DE

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Damn it universe!

Jul 26, 2015
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After four years at my job, I finally have coworker around my age, who's cute, funny, as foul-mouthed as I am, an avid horror fiction fan, quite talented in hurling insults and witting remarks, and who I actually don't hate being around (that's the surprising part).

And of course, she's got a boyfriend. So today, I look up at the sky, and loudly shout "fuck you, universe. Not cool!"

Well, I'm gonna go be grumpy, and use my new found motivation, to get some film work done.

But seriously, "fuck you, universe."

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
yourimmortal:
Man, what a bullshit yet completely awesome thug to have happen. Hey universe, eat a dick. Stop screwing with our boys head. 
Jul 26, 2015
johnny_truant8:
Be patient, make your intentions clear without pushing her, and you may be surprised what'll happen
Jul 26, 2015

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