ommetaphobia

Wow, I just had a moment of Cartesian doubt.
Do you sometimes get the sense that your entire life is just an elaborate dream? Yesterday night it felt as if I'd experienced a rare moment of lucidity. You know those you get when you're dreaming when you realize that things aren't making as much sense as you thought they were? I don't think I woke...
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So I've been reading short stories by Franz Kafka and he's quickly becoming my favourite author. I'm surprised I had'nt come across any of his work before. The imagery is sublime. It's like he's able to capture the essence of dream logic into his writing. You know how in dreams things follow a certain familiar logic you can follow even if it's completely nonsensical outside...
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My oddness has reached dizzying levels it seems. There's this japanese restaurant I often go to that has this waiter who is always so nice and informative about the different foods they have. For some reason, I've dvelopped a platonic crush on him. I don't find him to be particularly handsome and I don't actually like him at all, but something about him makes me...
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Ha, reading over my last entry, I feel that I sound like a total douche. And although I am often in the proximity of vaginas, I am not really a douche

..... and I'm also not really in the proximity of any vaginas. I lied. I'm so lonely, gosh darnit. Won't somebody love me?

anyways, I have absolutely no idea how to write an introductory...
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Fiddle sticks, it would seem that my photoset has been rejected. The humiliation, the sorrow, the great and mighty blow to my ginormous ego. I sat there pondering ways with which to soothe my paine and torment when I received a message from the site suggesting that I return as a paying member to the site. " Eureka!", I cried, " That's it! I'll soothe...
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