Crushes are so much fun!
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I saw They Might Be Giants on a ticket I forged myself, wearing a satyr costume made of homemade fuzzy pants, homemade horns, and glitter affixed to my body with copious amounts of Karo syrup.
Apparantly my nudity constituted a surprise for many of my close friends. I'm enjoying exploring my limits. Public nudity eyes pulled up to my face, away from my shiny jiggly...
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Apparantly my nudity constituted a surprise for many of my close friends. I'm enjoying exploring my limits. Public nudity eyes pulled up to my face, away from my shiny jiggly...
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cheech:
I've been working on a CD for you tonight... I've sorta reached an impasse on one (I try to make the songs progress fluidly, or at least clash brilliantly) but I have a SG Swap file on the PC that I've made for several folks and have already burned out for you.
I imagine I'll finish the 2nd one tomorrow night, so I'll likely mail them to you from North Carolina, where I'm going on vacation. I've been to the Outer Banks many times, but this is the first time I'm going out-of-season. I'm really looking forward to it, since I hate sunbathing, I'm not big on swimming, and I want to relax and read books.
I imagine I'll finish the 2nd one tomorrow night, so I'll likely mail them to you from North Carolina, where I'm going on vacation. I've been to the Outer Banks many times, but this is the first time I'm going out-of-season. I'm really looking forward to it, since I hate sunbathing, I'm not big on swimming, and I want to relax and read books.
tronvillain:
Ah, but "New and Improved Naked Olsen" is an instant classic.
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applerecords1251:
what were you for halloween? I think I saw the picture but I still can't tell.
anouck:
wish i had wings 
Alright, Olsen's body. Here's the deal. She gonna be real nice to you and go bed before midnight. And as an added bonus, she gonna let you sleep in tomorrow.
In exchange, you will forgive her for writing a thesis, and wake up all sparkly and new. With glitter. And rainbows.
Thank you and have a nice night.
In exchange, you will forgive her for writing a thesis, and wake up all sparkly and new. With glitter. And rainbows.
Thank you and have a nice night.
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isaiah:
I'd be slightly alarmed if I woke up all sparkly & rainbows.
fox1:
you wish
Maybe I'm sick or maybe my allergies are working for extra credit. Either way, I would appreciate it if someone would knock me out with a sledge-hammer, smother me with a pillow, or lift me onto their lap like a freshly-spayed cat.
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superficial:
i guess morals are more important than the technical definition of "crime". i definately don't want to take down the new "hero", so... 
i hope that you feel better!
i hope that you feel better!
twwly:
freshly spayed? awww...
My international life of crime is awakening. And it is thrilling!
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maxamillian:
Can i join the gang.
the g/f and I made out in Musee D'Orsay. I'm sure that must be a crime somehere?
the g/f and I made out in Musee D'Orsay. I'm sure that must be a crime somehere?
isaiah:
Do you steal candy from a baby?
My favourite nights are the ones that begin with no hint where they'll end. I saw BatBoy the musical tonight. I was so excited to see my favorite cd come to life that I was hopping and dancing and jiggling all over intermission. I couldn't contain myself.
I read a book in the cushiest chair in the lobby of the swankest hotel in Portland. A...
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I read a book in the cushiest chair in the lobby of the swankest hotel in Portland. A...
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alyssum:
Sounds like a damn fine evening to me... 
I say we usurp, stage a Molester Coup. I'm not sure who or what we'd be overthrowing exactly, maybe just setting up a new fondling-leadership structure.
I say we usurp, stage a Molester Coup. I'm not sure who or what we'd be overthrowing exactly, maybe just setting up a new fondling-leadership structure.
siouxie:
I saw a production of batboy last year - it was too funny. I had never even heard of it before! It was just a university group that performed it - I would like to see it done professionally though. A well funded production would do it more justice
I have finally seen all the flying blood my friends are talking about. And who would have thought....suddenly I'm finding Uma Thurman excruciatingly attractive.
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fil:
You are the FIRST girl (out of about 10) who actually enjoyed that movie. Wasn't it the best?!
salome_seule:
are you still looking for an id for stormy? will you look for one for me too- it got taken tonight.... 
I took a good friend to Pirate Thursdays with me. Porno-world is crashing headlong into real life. ....I like it.
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scylla:
Yay, thanks! 
miloryan:
Hey, I sent you my number so if you catch me before I reach downtown, call me. I prob wont do the tage because my equalibrium is all wacky today. I don't know why, didin't even drink last night. Maybe a inner ear infection or something.
Sometimes I can see my life laid out before me and it terrifies me.
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bettietwoguns:
i decided that you are neat.
you are now my friend.
you are now my friend.
tronvillain:
Sometimes I realize my life is actually my life and it terrifies me. And then it terrifies me that most of the time I am not aware that my life is actually my life rather than something I am just watching
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