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So.....I really did come back to the states with the intention of staying at least a year.....but....in light of the supreme suckitude that is this country......my muscles are already tensed to leap free.

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Whoever makes my whole body stop aching wins the prize.

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Galinda seemed to give up. She leaned her head back on the velvet cushions of the swing and said, "Boq, you know despite myself I think you're a little sweet. You're a little sweet and you're a little charming and you're a little maddening and you're a little habit-forming."

Boq held his breath.

"But you're little!" she concluded. "You're a Munchkin, for god's sake!"...
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A few suggestions for houseguests.

#1) Don't burn incense in someone else's house. Or if you really must for some pressing spiritual, life-altering male-cow-pooey, at least ask your hosts if they mind. You know. They might be allergic. Or have smoke detectors. Or be inexplicably averse to incense that smells like something between the house burning down and a skunk spraying all four of your...
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Fun. I spent half my life today designing buttons for the button contest here. How cool would it be if they were actually created?

Quick!! Go pretend you like them!! Vote early, vote often!

Speaking of which, I voted today. I bet I voted before you did.

someone told me my new profile picture looks mean. Does it? I thought my last one did.

I'm not mean!!!!

And boy did the lesbian police come.

I'm covered with scratches and bruises.

My friend told me the Lesbian Police are coming after me.

It took less than a week for my new roommates to turn me into a Ren Fair geek and seduce me into bed with them.