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Sorry. My roommate never paid our phone or internet so I've been shut off at home.

I left her a note saying "this is what I need from you....if you can't give it (things like rent and respect and cleanliness and the ability to sleep) you need to move out." I also emailed it. She's not been home or answered the email.

And now I'm...
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lightbulbjack:
Ok so heres the deal. Im posting this to everyone in my friends list. Im having major writers block and I need some help to break through.

What I would like from you is three words. It can be any three words you can think of. They can be completely random or a person, place or thing, just whatever pops into your head. Everyone who gives me three words get a post-it note story containing their words. It will most likely take me awhile to get everyones story done, but it will get done.

The reason Im asking for your three words instead of choosing my own is twofold. First, you may give me a word that I never would have thought of. Second, by promising each of you who respond to this a story, it will force me to focus and actually write.

For those of you not familiar with my post-it note format let me explain. Post-it note stories are stories that can be contained on; you guessed it, a post-it note. I use the front and back and have learned to write very small. I can get a lot of words on one of those notes.

So, can you help me out? All I need from you is three words
annica1:
First of all, I'm very sorry to have been so out of touch. Naked Theater is just getting started again, and is sucking out my soul as usual. Igor gave me his old computer, so I can pick up the neighbours' wireless (yay!) and can actually check my email at home now. Linux rocks my face off.
Anyway...
you should start looking for another roommate. Really. Stop being nice and kick her out. At least then she can't increase the amount of rent she owes you even if she never pays you back. Money is less important than quality of life.

Call me soon, I miss you.
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My roommate needs to die. After all this nonsense with the rats and the garbage and accusations of filth. After she promises me she'll keep the place immaculate, and she knows about the building coming to inspect the place today.....

While all this was going on she had a drunken somesuch.....I didn't confront her at the time because there's no reason to confront the drunk....
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korben:
kick her out.
you don't need that kind of shit.
apexxx:
holy lightsabers batman! how in the world can anyone be so lame and disgusting! if you think you will actually get that back rent from her, id say think again. you should have her kicked out and get someone in there asap so the rent she owes doesnt keep growing
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I want more than anything to fly south, boat through the New World Venice, and save civilization.
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akalucifer:
It needs you. You would do a better job than the fuckers in charge.

Gotta love Kanye West though... though I am not a big listener, anyone who has the balls to go on tv and put down Bush for this shit has my attention.
blitz413:
i'll go with you i always wanted to go on a gondola ride
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I just found out that my boyfriend cheated on me over a month ago. Yes, poly people can cheat.

This after he and I have spent the last month in utter bliss. I can't fathom being without him - he's the love of my life. But I feel like everything good has been poisoned.

This came to light Sunday night. He left town for over...
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sugadaddi:
So sorry to hear about your troubles, I hope things turn around for you soon!
unique3:
I'm sorry things are going so bad. *HUGS*
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K and I are on a date tonight with lightbulbjack, although I'm not sure he's aware he's out (now in) with us for the evening.

And K got a fantastic hat.

And Benny and Joon makes me wanna lick the TV.

My tongue is numb from the static response.
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infinity:
no i didnt


thanks for the bday wishes biggrin
lightbulbjack:
blush

kiss
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kelland:
The post is not about the finale. It was just inspired by it. It doesn't have any spoilers.
magni:
For some reason I have the misfortune of being able to relate to some of those more mixed comments. frown

You made it into a beautiful thing though.

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in love and exhausted.
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tadzi:
those two can go together quite often
aaronsrod:
I like that yet part that was a pleasent little fiction haha, very nice of you to indulge me mate, hope your having a great weekend. Tell me about your new love I would love to hear more biggrin
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Free Cookie to first person who sneaks into my house like a little elf and takes out the trash and vacuums so that my full day of cleaning can be complete.
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esme:
you know I would if I could.

I been veganing (I almost typed vagining) it since we crossed the state line....so I could totally go for one of yer cookies. kiss skull kiss
torturegarden:
How the hell you doin' stranger?
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aaronsrod:
oh and don't worry about heating it up I'll eat it as is wink
iloveyoumang:
Fan-fucking-tastic. Thanx for sharing! love
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Over the weekend, my roommate saw a rat on the lower level of our apartment.

The next morning, she woke up to find a rat upstairs....in her room.....on her bed.....on her body. Then it bit her.

She had to go to the hospital. She brought the rat with her. It is now in city custody.

She then asked our building manager to come over and...
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itburns:
It's not. But I'm fixing it.
malina:
well... my friend keeps trying to convince me to move to chicago... or chic-a-go as I called it when I was little...


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