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I told my roommate that I thought I could take her bra off in two moves. She asked if I was going to try, so I did.

I thought this could be my superhero skill. See a girl, whip off her bra before she even noticed it was happening. A party trick, right?

Step One: unsnap. The two finger method, reaching one hand around her waist, squeeze the hook latch, just right of her spine.

Step Two: pull. Grab the bra straps from her shoulders,--she's wearing a tanktop--pull them down around her elbows and off her arms. Drop one side and continue pulling the other side so that the disattached bra slides out the armpit.

I am not a superhero.

Apparantly, one should strategically plan to drop the bra-side with the latch, not the hook. The hook caught on her tank-top as I pulled the bra out from the other side. It pulled her tanktop aside, revealing her left breast.

This was in a bar.

I'm really glad she has a sense of humor and is able to admit to strangers that she does indeed have nipples.