olsen

My boyfriend is very cute when he's sleeping. He was narrating his dreams for me last night....while he was still dreaming. Sleeptalk. Cutest thing ever.

Him:
(talking in his sleep, in that way where he seems to be aware there's a waking world with a me in it wondering what's going on)
Brigid? You and I are not so different after all.

Me:
(fully awake, FYI)
We're not?

Him:
No. You just have an alien strapped to your face.

Me:
::dies at the cuteness::

He goes on to narrate his dream, in this calm, cute sleepy-voice. Apparently, we're in Half-Life land. And I've been taken by a head crab.

Him:
I can't shoot you.

Me:
Don't.

Him:
I just can't do it. Even though you're going to attack me and try to kill me. I can't shoot you.

Me:
Don't. I can love you like this.. Maybe we can still make it work.

Him:
I just can't shoot you. I have to. But I can't.
....I'm just going to push you a little bit. Into the water.
Oh, there you go.
....I couldn't shoot you.

More sleep-talk was had, but that just doubled me over and made me want to hump his sleeping body.

(.........So maybe I did.)



Just for reference, I had to edit pants into this picture, because he accidentally got his left testicle into the shot. Half of me wanted to post the testicle picture to see if anyone would notice.