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I just dented my company car. I've never been in a car accident, and this was so stupid.

I called my boss and told him what happened, but I'm not sure he could understand me.

And now I'm crying.

Colour me sad that I didn't get to come out on the New Zealand radio in exchange for Incubus tickets.

Apparently, to win that contest, you have to have the gays, and have friends!

Raise your hand if you think Jennifer Garner should become a SuicideGirl (and do a set with me).

[Edited so no more people have to picture me having sex with anyone other than Jennifer GARNER.]

La la la la. I'm in New Zealand. How surreal.

Man, I have such a great porn idea, but no one to shoot it. ::throws a temper tantrum::

While I was surfing today, I saw several wild dolphins. In the afternoon a couple of them leapt up so close to me I was afraid I had hit one with my board.

But by far the most beautiful moment with the dolphins was when I spotted a pair of them inside a wave in front of me. They were these gracefully arced dark forms...
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I'm desperate to go to the grocery store tonight--I've a crush on the clerk who refused to sell me cigarettes even though I don't smoke (long story).

Too bad I've lent out my car. It's better for me, really. But man. Girl angst girl angst girl angst.

I finally have some pictures from lovely Australia.

I held a koala today, and she held me, like it had to be love.

I might have to become a professional koala handler.

Wanna know what I did today? Smell my fingers.


Mmmm...Surfwax.

I've decided to buy a used surfboard, and learn to surf.

I'm really excited about this.

And my job. And the new mention of grad schol at QUT if I don't get into Tisch.

And.

Ok, I'm just really jubulantly happy.

Check it out. My location. Says Australia. And I'm not a liar.

For those of you who are waiting for me to get back to you on where the water goes when you flush, it isn't clockwise. Nor is it counterclockwise. The water goes up. Up I say. They have rigged personal geisers. And that's on the low water-usage flush.

I have to say, my...
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be un-American. When next I sleep, I will be riding planes over oceans. When I tell you hello, I will shout it from Australia.