One week to go.... Tuesday will be my last day in town, Wednesday, I be buh bye. =/ I guess I really should sit down and learn my general orders, but i'm so damn lazy right now. Ever since i joined, I've been a lazy ass...sitting around waiting for the day of doom. But it's sooooooo nice just kicking back and doing nothing.
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Ok, new journal due to Rando's request. But don't have too much to say now... Well, i have 9 more days till i ship out to boot camp. =/ Just did some push ups and realized i'm a weak ass... So that show ain't no good. ::sigh:: What to do to pass the time. Play video games it is.
evildoc:
you need to do a fuckload of push-ups and run like fucking hell. get yourself used to that crap so it won't kill you when you become a boot.
that and stop fucking your ass with the toilet plunger -- that shit will get you thrown on the street in a hurry
that and stop fucking your ass with the toilet plunger -- that shit will get you thrown on the street in a hurry
isetfires:
you're fucked dude. i hear they mop ram your ass in the navy if you can't do 20 push-ups. i smell a violation. poo push.
Well, tonight was fun. Went out bowling with the dudes. Borrow'd my sister's digital camera to finally take pictures of my friends before i leave.... Frickin 2 weeks from today till i'm gone... actually 1 week 6 days now... 
Well, some of the pictures i took are in my pics. Check em out. Got a lot of TheAmazingRando. Hopefully get some more in sometime...
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thecowboy:
ohhh you two are so cute..its rainbow day!... 
0theamazingrando:
Take that ugly ass shit down at ONCE!
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thecowboy:
you suck. my balls. shut up. bitch.
isetfires:
i'll give you my pubes and raise you my balls. the shit is dope butt-hump, go buy it now.
Holy shit...the 
s are taking over!!! You just GOTTA watch this! Robots!!!! Doing the robot on the dance floor will never be the same again!!!
I must admit, that is way cool. And it had to take massive time to put all that together.
Rando, Lucille....becareful where you roam... they're coming for you
s are taking over!!! You just GOTTA watch this! Robots!!!! Doing the robot on the dance floor will never be the same again!!!
I must admit, that is way cool. And it had to take massive time to put all that together.
Rando, Lucille....becareful where you roam... they're coming for you
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lucille:
wow. How do you know I'M not a robot? I mean, shit, rando thinks I'm spaceghost coming in the window at night. I could very well be a robot dressed up as spaceghost..... 
thecowboy:
you should see my robotic cock..wait a second, no you shouldnt.
Hmmmm.... Not much to update. Just getting ready to go into the Navy. Always tired... =/
Also just talked to a dude who got out of the Navy. He wanted to go into my field, but couldn't. Said i made a really good choice. And said boot is gonna suck mega donkey balls, but i'll able to look back and say it wasn't so bad....
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Also just talked to a dude who got out of the Navy. He wanted to go into my field, but couldn't. Said i made a really good choice. And said boot is gonna suck mega donkey balls, but i'll able to look back and say it wasn't so bad....
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isetfires:
you're gonna suck donkey balls boy. 
you fucking titmouse.
you fucking titmouse.
I totally rule!
Other than that... I don't have too much to say today. Ummmmmm.... Yeah......
Oh yeah... What car would you choose to get:
04 Subaru WRX STi
04 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
04 Pontiac GTO
Really like those 3.... just donno.... hoping to get one later this year...later later this year... lol...maybe
Other than that... I don't have too much to say today. Ummmmmm.... Yeah......
Oh yeah... What car would you choose to get:
04 Subaru WRX STi
04 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution
04 Pontiac GTO
Really like those 3.... just donno.... hoping to get one later this year...later later this year... lol...maybe
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mork365:
1982 oldsmobile custom cruiser station wagon - blue
evildoc:
I'd go with the Mitsu ... with proper care they last long after the payments are gone. My advice, sit in each vehicle, lock the doors, and play your favorite Creed CD ... as you try to kick out the glass to escape, you'll learn a lot about which car is best.
Damn man... I only got about 3 hours of sleep in that hotel... So all day during the physical an all the other shiznit, i was insanely tired. Well anyways, it all went pretty well. I signed up for the Navy, and got the job i wanted. So I'm pretty excited about that. But, I'm leaving incredibly earlier than i thought... Leaving Feburary 11th. That's...
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lucille:
I can tell you're hot by your profile pic. I'm hungry too. I want a big plate of bacon, and I want sweet potato pancakes.
0theamazingrando:
I'll make you a poo sandwich for breakfast AND I'll make you some tea-BAG!
Ok, lets see here. I'm gonna join the Navy!! Tomorrow going to the recruiter at 12pm, then heading to LA to get some of the paper work started, and then they're gonna check me into a 4 start hotel to kick it and get dinner. Then round 3am they're gonna wake my lazy ass up and i gotta head in to get my physical, and...
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thecowboy:
dude do what you want, my brother is in special forces and hes in iraq and is not happy with the miliatary and they way they do shit for their reasons at all. and hes a fuckin captain. but you seem like a straight up dude, and im sure youlll make the best decision for yourself..i just dont want isetfires to get all jealous when you find a new man. 
isetfires:
owwww! sorry, amazed just bit the cock. when is that bitch gonna learn. i think i'm just gonna knock all those chicklets out his fuckin' mouth so he won't "accidently" bite me anymore. slurp.
well, once again i show up too late to steer a misguided youth away from the military. actually if you have no job, no money and no place to live it's not that bad. and they'll teach your bitch ass some manners.
your last mission: go to the library and read "johnny got his gun" by Dalton Trumbo. cya fuklips. you just sold your soul .
well, once again i show up too late to steer a misguided youth away from the military. actually if you have no job, no money and no place to live it's not that bad. and they'll teach your bitch ass some manners.
your last mission: go to the library and read "johnny got his gun" by Dalton Trumbo. cya fuklips. you just sold your soul .
Join the Navy...or go to Phoenix...? Which shall i choose? What do you think?
Phoenix: Small living quarters, job at Pep Boys making 8 an hour 40 hours a week, hopefully go to school later in the year.
Navy: Obvious living, free schooling, minimum of 4 years, well...you know the rest pretty much. But I'd go into the field i want.
Whatcha think?
Phoenix: Small living quarters, job at Pep Boys making 8 an hour 40 hours a week, hopefully go to school later in the year.
Navy: Obvious living, free schooling, minimum of 4 years, well...you know the rest pretty much. But I'd go into the field i want.
Whatcha think?
thecowboy:
if you join the navy then ill know youre a wack-job for sure..dude, do yourself a favor and dont work for george bush. thats the craziest thing ive ever heard..
"Well i thought about the army
dad said, son you're fucking high."
just kiddin
do whats right for you and stuff
bling bling... and no lobster tattoos
ciao
lmh