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oldguyonbmx

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Things that happen on my commute

Jun 5, 2016
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Dear Miss trying to make eye contact with me as you 'seductively' eat a corn dog... It isn't having the desired effect. No really, I'm pretty freaked out here that you have some canalbalistic wish to erotically consume a male organ is some sort of hard core vore fantasy acted out. I've now created an elaborate, and completely lacking any evidence or information, caricature of you in my head where you rabidly consume vore, especially vagina dentata themed, 'monster girl' erotic fiction on some deep web chan site.

I'm actually sort of freaked out now, on the edge of a psychosis, that you are some succubus hunting me now, sensing the 'end game' as you have me cornered on the ferry...

So yeah, long story short, chomping away at something phallic really is not a good attempt at a start to visual flirting.

iggy:
Maybe she's just really turned on by corndogs...
Jun 6, 2016
oldguyonbmx:
@iggy far be it from me to doubt the potential aphrodisiac that a pork product wrapped in pancake batter has the potential of. I'm sure if someone invented a bacon thong, I myself might be enticed to explore such culinary debauchery. That said, she had those creepy predator eyes, like a cat who has trapped a mouse in a corner, and already drawn blood but holds off on it's final bounce to watch its victim panic in the anticipation of it. Or I was just being bat shit paranoid again, and turned casual eye contact with a stranger trying to eat a snack into something awful.
Jun 7, 2016

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