I can't stop laughing at Mark Sanford. I just can't stop laughing. It's the most ridiculous thing ever. He couldn't find a lady to screw in South Carolina?
People cheat on their wives all the time. Someone is cheating on their wife right now. Right this second, banging it through while Marge is in the kitchen making the kids lunches. I don't care if politicians cheat on their wives. I think monogamy is crock, anyway.
My question is why couldn't you find a lady in in South Carolina? And if you really just had to screw this Argentina lady, why did you have to fly down there to do it? Planes fly in many directions, Governor. You could have flown her up to you and this wouldn't have been nearly as big of a deal. Or you could have just stayed for a day or two, a weekend or something.
Stranger than fiction, indeed.
People cheat on their wives all the time. Someone is cheating on their wife right now. Right this second, banging it through while Marge is in the kitchen making the kids lunches. I don't care if politicians cheat on their wives. I think monogamy is crock, anyway.
My question is why couldn't you find a lady in in South Carolina? And if you really just had to screw this Argentina lady, why did you have to fly down there to do it? Planes fly in many directions, Governor. You could have flown her up to you and this wouldn't have been nearly as big of a deal. Or you could have just stayed for a day or two, a weekend or something.
Stranger than fiction, indeed.
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He was in Congress during the Lewinsky scandal and, of course, voted to impeach.