Okay so what did I do tonight? I fucked up and got recommended for a psychiatric evaluation. Why you may ask ? I work with explosives. Here is what I did.
I was stuck with a mormon for 8 hours. Listening to his stuff about Mormonism drove me up the wall. So about the last hour of work I just decided fuck it I am going to have fun. So what do I do?
We work in bays, much like cubicles everyone has their jobs that they do. I started going between the bay doors doing different dances. The first bay I cabbage patched back and forth. The second bay I pulled out some kid and play shit and grabbed my head and jerked my knee back and forth. I made it to the third bay doing the catepillar. By this time everyone was pissing themselves laughing and work had stopped. My supervisor came over and asked what the hell I was doing. I told him I was testing for seismic vibrations. He apparently didn't like this so he started chewing me out. I dont' know why i did it but I started saying he was anti-semitic and watched captain kangaroo. Well it went downhill from there. I talked them out of the drug test but I still have to go for the evaluation. Blah!!!!!!!
I was stuck with a mormon for 8 hours. Listening to his stuff about Mormonism drove me up the wall. So about the last hour of work I just decided fuck it I am going to have fun. So what do I do?
We work in bays, much like cubicles everyone has their jobs that they do. I started going between the bay doors doing different dances. The first bay I cabbage patched back and forth. The second bay I pulled out some kid and play shit and grabbed my head and jerked my knee back and forth. I made it to the third bay doing the catepillar. By this time everyone was pissing themselves laughing and work had stopped. My supervisor came over and asked what the hell I was doing. I told him I was testing for seismic vibrations. He apparently didn't like this so he started chewing me out. I dont' know why i did it but I started saying he was anti-semitic and watched captain kangaroo. Well it went downhill from there. I talked them out of the drug test but I still have to go for the evaluation. Blah!!!!!!!
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ayres:
I hate the players AND THE GAME. Everything. I hate everything... uhhhmm i need some coffe. 
apotheosis:
haha, the caterpillar. wish i could do that shit at work.. freakin hilarious. you da man!! just tell your evaluator you eat two live rats in the morning so that nothing else bad will happen the rest of the day. psyche ward here we go....!!!
