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yes, as amazing as it may sound... an update is required.. forthwith!
My brush with death!!
i WAS going out for a little ride again today. here i was, riding alongside the river, just getting to the marina to meet the boys and what happened? i went ARSE OVER TIT into the bloody river.
see now, this sounds wet and nice surely? well... thats only if you've never seen the river hull. the river hull has these HUGE mudbanks, yes... you heard me right; ugly, gooey never been dry for centuries mudbanks. so what did i do? fell straight into the bloody mudbank.
at first i panicked slightly. but i think this somewhat forgiveable. in a few seconds i regained my meagre senses and looked for a way TO NOT DIE. a quite important measure i'm fairly sure you'll agree. i found some relatively stable large pieces of concrete and managed to get a hold of my bike and pull it toward me. from here, i could see a ladder from the bank, back to the safe dry shore.
so... i tried standing on a tyre which was handily placed near the ladder, this i discovered is not best attempted with awfully gloopy, muddy shoes. having eventually managed to secure myself on said tyre, i chucked my bike on to the side and climbed; albeit bloody filthily, on to the side up the ladder. oh yes, i was a little annoyed at myself.
i now know what people in silly american crime films feel like when they get hosed down at induction... it happened to me today... with less nudity and perverted screws (honest!). my bike has now been cleaned, and i have had a bath. all that remains is for me to dye my hair.
all in all, it has been something of an adventure, however not one i would care to repeat any time shortly. i could have DIED!! you're lucky to have me kids
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in other news, i apologise wholeheartedly to
pyxlieblue ... i love you taylor and i'm sorry i got pissy.
djscalliwag is back on and its either fun, or a shame cos he'll hound me to the ends of the earth... but only cos i have more hair than he does.
to absent friends i wish to raise a toast. especially littleloco i miss that girl muchly.
i hope that all will be well, and maybe i'll have some nice news about other member(s). providing they do not mind of course.
a final question before i bid adieu... should i get my cock pierced again?
Jon xx
yes, as amazing as it may sound... an update is required.. forthwith!
My brush with death!!
i WAS going out for a little ride again today. here i was, riding alongside the river, just getting to the marina to meet the boys and what happened? i went ARSE OVER TIT into the bloody river.
see now, this sounds wet and nice surely? well... thats only if you've never seen the river hull. the river hull has these HUGE mudbanks, yes... you heard me right; ugly, gooey never been dry for centuries mudbanks. so what did i do? fell straight into the bloody mudbank.
at first i panicked slightly. but i think this somewhat forgiveable. in a few seconds i regained my meagre senses and looked for a way TO NOT DIE. a quite important measure i'm fairly sure you'll agree. i found some relatively stable large pieces of concrete and managed to get a hold of my bike and pull it toward me. from here, i could see a ladder from the bank, back to the safe dry shore.
so... i tried standing on a tyre which was handily placed near the ladder, this i discovered is not best attempted with awfully gloopy, muddy shoes. having eventually managed to secure myself on said tyre, i chucked my bike on to the side and climbed; albeit bloody filthily, on to the side up the ladder. oh yes, i was a little annoyed at myself.
i now know what people in silly american crime films feel like when they get hosed down at induction... it happened to me today... with less nudity and perverted screws (honest!). my bike has now been cleaned, and i have had a bath. all that remains is for me to dye my hair.
all in all, it has been something of an adventure, however not one i would care to repeat any time shortly. i could have DIED!! you're lucky to have me kids
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in other news, i apologise wholeheartedly to
pyxlieblue ... i love you taylor and i'm sorry i got pissy.
djscalliwag is back on and its either fun, or a shame cos he'll hound me to the ends of the earth... but only cos i have more hair than he does.
to absent friends i wish to raise a toast. especially littleloco i miss that girl muchly.
i hope that all will be well, and maybe i'll have some nice news about other member(s). providing they do not mind of course.
a final question before i bid adieu... should i get my cock pierced again?
Jon xx
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Ok, after day of dealing with Evictions, Squatters and Domestic Violence, I have to own up and say I laughed and laughed and laughed at your disturbing story, so thanx V muchos for cheering me up !
But you know darn well i wouldn't have laughed in a bad way at your near life threatening experience, and that i sincerely woudnt want to lose your friendship, so i appologise and really hope that you're ok.
Listen, thats twice in as many weeks now and i don't want you to tempt old Mistress Fate, so, you want me to go buy you some stabilisers ?
please take fcuking care next time you go out to play !
"Scalliwag"