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Saturday May 14, 2005

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My God, I haven't updated in forever

Well, I haven't been around computers much.

I absolutely whipped everyone's ass at this big catered dinner I had to do at school last week. I got applauded by a room full of other cooks, which ain't easy to pull off

My final exam is in 2 weeks, and graduation is a week after that. Then I travel Europe and the States til about mid-August (more or less), then settle in LA to live and work.

Weird.

Saw some weird shit last night that excited me about writing, but I don't have time at the moment. Definitely the kind of thing I love to see, celebrate the weirdness, but I have to run to work now.

Maybe later.

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Okay, it's later.

First of all, before I get to the weirdness, I just realized that I desperately need a new pic of myself, since I have lost weight and grown hair. That picture's been up for about a year, and it's just boring now. Well, we'll see.

So here we go:
I'm walking down the street last night, around midnight, in a busy well-populated street at the top of Carnaby Street on my way to the Crobar, and I see this couple walking ahead of me. The girl is sobbing hysterically, and the guy is all battered and bloody on the face. He's screaming at her, "But I just got mugged! That's the THING! THAT'S THE FUCKING *THING*!" I thought about stopping to see if I could help, but figured that there wasn't anything I could actually do to help them.
So I wander on to the Crobar and have a few beers. About 2.30, just before they close, this cute little punky girl walks in with a straight cut across her cheek and blood running down her face. She waltzes over to the bar next to me and orders a beer, seemingly oblivious to the slash below her eye. Damean wipes her face off and puts a plaster over the cut, and she just goes about drinking her beer. Then she starts chatting to me, bitching about how she just got all this blood on her brand-new t-shirt. She never mentioned what the cut was from.

And this, folks, is why I love living in the city. Maybe you get it, maybe you don't, but without that kind of weird random shit, I would wither and die.

I hope LA is as fucked up as the rest of the places I've lived.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
user8935778:
i love carnaby street.
i love new mexico.
my boyfriend told me if he ever disappears for a couple days, its because he went to santa fe to get yucatan tacos. heh heh heh
May 20, 2005
sixtyfootqueenie:
I've got somewhere to stay the whole time in London.... but thank you!!! Its nice to have the offer in the back of my mind....

I'll see you in London briefly but we'll hook up in LA fo shizzle!

kiss you are so sweet!!!!
May 20, 2005

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