oak

i had a really nutty dream last night. me and a handful of people were being held hostage for something (i never found out what) but in a building full of people that didn't know what was going on. we couldn't tell anyone that we were being held hostage or the bad guys would start killing people or something. so i started talking a bunch of trash to the bad guys which made them mad but they didn't want to cause a scene and draw attention to what they were doing so they didn't do anything. one of them finally got really pissed at me and shot me in the arm with a tiny gun that didn't make a lot of noise but it didn't hurt that bad, so i took the gun away from him and slapped him in the face. then the other hostages and i decided we weren't going to stand for it anymore, and were just going to fuck these guys up. but then when we were ready to throw down with the bad guys, all the other hostages wussed out and it was just me. so i pulled out this big knife (dunno where i got it) and started hacking at dudes and fucking em up kung fu style. i wrecked like 4 or 5 guys and finally the leader guy came in (he looked kinda like vin diesel) and was trying to get a bunch of his goons to hold me down so he could torture me but i talked him into taking me on alone -- but then he chickened out and had this HUGE guy take me on instead. i tried stabbing that dude a few times but couldn't hurt him, and then i woke up.

guess that's what i get for going to sleep drunk after playing a bunch of dragonball z on PSX2