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12.30 in the afternoon is not the time of day I like to drive home drunk, but it's better than driving home at like 7am when I was really drunk

I could blame the booze, but I hadn't had that much.

So I'd like to write about something aside from my late-night, after-hours bar existence, since those stories mostly sound about the same, except for the occasional outstanding moment like diminutive crackheads trying to force their way past 2 guys that combine to quadruple her size

Plus, not much of note has happened since that night; the most out-of-the-ordinary thing being getting hit on by a...
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Another long one at the bar, night before last, and once again, I was the most sober person there.

By the end, it was just the barmaid, the doorman (who wasn't actually working that night), and myself.

But I was behind the bar pouring for them, after helping her finish her checkout.

The sun was coming up as I got home.

But last night I...
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Weird day

Included drinking port and eating fancy cheese, DJ'ing, drinking booze, and working the door at the bar while the barman was trying to hook up

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which left me to deal with the cracked-out speedfreak chick that could barely walk but kept trying to come into the bar

I mean ... she was about 5'4" and weighed maybe 90 lbs,, but tried to...
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There's a reason Josh stopped drinking a year ago. I mean, I can't blame the guy for wanting to go out and tear it up with his brother and I while he's on vacation in L.A., but we all got the reminder of why he stopped.

Nothing actually terrible happened, but it came Oh So Close a few times.

Plus, he's really difficult to carry...
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So I'm back from the Old Smoke, and all my fancy cheeses made it through customs (partly or mostly because they didn't bother inspecting them, even though I claimed them on my forms).

Yeah .... I bought 50 worth of cheeses from La Fromagerie in Marylebone the other day -- I could easily have bought another 150 worth, but I just figured that would have...
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I must be getting old -- booze is apparently no longer the substitute for sleep that I've used it for the last few years

Evidence: I fell asleep on my feet during the Buzzcocks gig last night

I blame the wine and cheese after lunch.

Landed in London ... had a couple drinks in the airport to kill the headache I got from not sleeping on the plane, dropped my bags off, went to the Ship.

Oh, yes.

Funny ... doesn't at all seem like I've been gone for 7 months!

Off to London!

So Tuesday night was fantastic

Went to her place, as she lives in Beverly Hills, and we were eating in Beverly Hills. Walked up the street to the hotel from Pretty Woman for a drink in the bar (her idea), so she had a glass of wine and I had some single-malt Bushmills (16-year ... my fav, like it better than the 21, actually), before...
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So the weekend at work was a bit crazy, although I had a lot of fun.

We're short a guy, as he dislocated his shoulder while putting on a shirt and needs surgery, so I was working 3 different stations more or less at one time, running around a lot and such. Plus that, we were pretty busy, especially Friday night, so it was manic...
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