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Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man
Putting end to evil doers games
Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor man
Maybe you are in his book of names
Maybe you are in his book of names

So be kind and helpful to your mother
Just think twice before you try and steal
When he cuts with sticky silver snippers
You may find the wounds will...
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justlostone:
You have no idea...
infinity:
Hey havent seen a blog post from you in a while. How's life going?
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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away...
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fyi:
slash/ i found this sortly after.. okay i'm really bored and haven't jerked off in forever.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

you're still a fucking hot ass though <5

fyi:
yup i watched this in it's entirety and just thought wow this isn't funny it's me.


and this one is hilarious


your welcome again
holler
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Update:
unhealthy obsession or devotion?
fyi:
it doesn't matter just come over already
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Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries... find out who gives a shit about big foot.





Well apparently no one gives a shit, so fuck him.





Update: I'm moving.
infinity:
[insert funny remark from tourettsguy here]

moving you say? to where?
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And when Miranda sang, everyone turned away, used to the noose they obey.
gimix:
YOUR THE DEVIL!

/hugs
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You can run...


But we'll find you.
goribus:
They can run from us all they want Nymph. They'll just die tired. wink
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All looking for a new place to drive
You sit beside me so newly charming
Sweat and dew drops glisten fresh in your side

And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time
With your beating heart

Sing blue silver

Way down the lane away living for another day
The aphids...
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