I swear, my life should be filmed for a reality tv series. It would make millions. Case in point : I finally decided to get my hood pierced yesterday. My gf told me to just bite the bullet and go do it or I would change my mind. So, I called the girl that did my other piercings and she said she could fit me in. I gathered up my courage and went in.
The place was pretty crowded and I really did want to yell out "I'm here to gey my clit pierced." Luckly the girl saw me waiting and took me into the back room. I was nervous laying there as she measured and planned. It seemed to be taking a really long time. I finally asked if everything was alright. She was quiet for a seconds then said "yeah, you are just a little different." Umm, different is not the way you want your vagina described. Now, I was really starting to get nervous. She asked is it would be ok for her to get a second opinion. I know her husband is a national award winning tattoo artist and seemed like a really cool person so I said it was ok.
I closed my eyes and just tried to stay calm. I hear them come back in so I opened my eyes and looked. I see THREE people all looking at my wide open and on display vagina ! Now you know how much I love to be the center of attention !! My gf was practically holding me on the table as I heard words like "that would probably work" and "it should fit but you might have to push hard". NOT the things you want to hear from your piercer !!!!
Finally it was decided I would be ok. I really was trying to get the hell off the table but I was in such a panic I was frozen in place. Right as I decided to just leave and come back later, I felt a little pain. I thought it was just her doing somethng with the clamp. I started to sit up and she said to hold still for a second.
A few seconds later she told me I could sit up if I need to. I looked down and saw a barbell already in place ! I couldn't believe it. I hardly even felt anything. I guess there is something to be said for absolute panic during piercings.
Today it is doing pretty well. I am still a little sore and swollen. I think the worst thing is not being able to touch it or have sex for a while ! I just want to play with it a little
The place was pretty crowded and I really did want to yell out "I'm here to gey my clit pierced." Luckly the girl saw me waiting and took me into the back room. I was nervous laying there as she measured and planned. It seemed to be taking a really long time. I finally asked if everything was alright. She was quiet for a seconds then said "yeah, you are just a little different." Umm, different is not the way you want your vagina described. Now, I was really starting to get nervous. She asked is it would be ok for her to get a second opinion. I know her husband is a national award winning tattoo artist and seemed like a really cool person so I said it was ok.
I closed my eyes and just tried to stay calm. I hear them come back in so I opened my eyes and looked. I see THREE people all looking at my wide open and on display vagina ! Now you know how much I love to be the center of attention !! My gf was practically holding me on the table as I heard words like "that would probably work" and "it should fit but you might have to push hard". NOT the things you want to hear from your piercer !!!!
Finally it was decided I would be ok. I really was trying to get the hell off the table but I was in such a panic I was frozen in place. Right as I decided to just leave and come back later, I felt a little pain. I thought it was just her doing somethng with the clamp. I started to sit up and she said to hold still for a second.
A few seconds later she told me I could sit up if I need to. I looked down and saw a barbell already in place ! I couldn't believe it. I hardly even felt anything. I guess there is something to be said for absolute panic during piercings.
Today it is doing pretty well. I am still a little sore and swollen. I think the worst thing is not being able to touch it or have sex for a while ! I just want to play with it a little
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surlymike:
I was panicking for you as you told the story...
beckyjane:
HOT!