just for the sake of clarification, am i allowed to hump your leg while i'm awake? see if i went ahead and didnt hump your leg and then found out later i could have, id just kick myself.
Holy shit, go check out Twwlys Candid pics and eyeball that finger.
Anyways, I've figured out one of the worst fucking things someone can say to me. "You are such a free spirit."
It just really pisses me off. It's like saying, "It's very YOU" in that bullshit patronizing tone my mom would use. Just come out and say if you think I'm fucking strange,... Read More
oh my god look, you're so cute! anyway, i don't know who says these things, but you are not a free spirit, not at all. in fact, i'd say you are the least free-spirited person i've ever met (i don't know if that's true or not but i am backing your program wholeheartedly) so yes, fuck them. all. hard. with sticks.
I had my hair done today. It's now blonde with dark lowlights and dark underneath (a la Carrie season 3,) It's okay, kinda not what I wanted but it looks kewl.
So I'm in love with my husband. Last night he had on Levi type 1's and his yellow HELL shirt. I wanted to freaking jump him he was so cute. I'm even starting to... Read More
Hi everyone, how have you been? It was a long hard week, but all's good now. I went camping in Slovenia over the weekend. That country is really freaking crazy. It's so pretty there and their houses are like weird and you expect Heidi to pop out of the door and start yodeling (sp?) or something.
Anyhoo, I'm so freaking stoked for summer except that... Read More
So I'm trying to figure out what picture I want for my new profile, I figure that it's time for a change anyways.
So anyways, I had an okay time last night. The club we usually go to closed and moved to the beach for the rest of the summer so we had to go to this shitty place with an even shittier DJ. But... Read More
dancing! weee! i sued to do that when i was svelte. now i just kinda shuffle, lol.
and in realtion to my life, i would have to give a resounding YES to the monogamy question... no wait... me and girls... now i have to think about this.
I just had a bikini waxing. It was my first and I must say *ouch*
So other than that it was an uneventful day. I found a really cool coffee shop in my town. All the beautiful people were there so I felt very posh sitting at my terrace table sipping a vodka rocks. I wanted to kiss the waitress, she was so graceful and... Read More
your in italy how absolutly lovely. i refuse to ever get a bikini wax. ok maybe one day i will but not anytime soon. the idea of wax and.... too painful
I'm so immature, but I just heard from an old friend and it completely shook my self-confidence.
You know when you have a falling out with someone and you really wish that you could want the best for them but when you find out that they are happier, far more beautiful, and having way more fun than you, resentment kind of sets in?
i like painting houses and stuff.. i can't wait for the move so i can find a place that i can just go wild and paint everything... i don't like moving things.