My trip to Vegas has been cancelled, which would be a much bigger bummer if my trip to Miami beach wasn't coming together so nicely. Penthouse at the Raleigh for Friday and Saturday nights. I love it when my friends get married. Go for it, you dumb bastards! This way I can be involved in dozens bachelor parties without ever having to make any commitments myself. This is Plan A. Plan B involves Russia and the US Postal Service. And one HELL of a prenup.
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