The other day I ate an entire pizza. By myself. I've often thought about how bad overeating is, and why I no longer engage in it, but this experience transcended everything I know about food intake best practices, health and fitness, and oncoming stomach aches. This was about personal greatness. When I got halfway through I was surprised, and not just at how quickly the...
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Today is my birthday! I celebrated this weekend by:
1) Passing out before all of my friends both Friday and Saturday nights!
2) Getting shot in the throat with a paintball!
3) Consuming ungodly amounts of bbq'd meats!
4) Having my work permit application get rejected by the United Kingdom!
5) Winning both of my fantasy baseball games!
6) Getting my ass handed to me...
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1) Passing out before all of my friends both Friday and Saturday nights!
2) Getting shot in the throat with a paintball!
3) Consuming ungodly amounts of bbq'd meats!
4) Having my work permit application get rejected by the United Kingdom!
5) Winning both of my fantasy baseball games!
6) Getting my ass handed to me...
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I recently bought a PSP. I have dorked out to all new levels. It's been a while since I got into an RPG (roll playing game, not rocket propelled grenade) and have had to concern myself with things like resistance to lava and poison gas. I've always used the phrase "man, my hit points are really low right now" to describe how I feel when...
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katiebarthedoor:
the only thing i ever heard about him was people talking when he died. but never herd his stuff. i'll check him out.
katiebarthedoor:
yeah, dude you need to equip tha ice vambraces when in a lava area.
I have a lot of work to do, and everytime something happens that might extend the timeline in which I have to do it, more work gets added. This is life though I guess. I wanted to have a relaxing weekend, but I totally screwed that up by going to the Yankee game on Saturday and having a bunch of beers and then continuing on...
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lilyk:
also, may i add the reason that i had zotted him originally was that he is a well known player and i was being preemptive- this somehow makes me feel better 
You know the song that goes "I wish they all could be California girls"?
Well, I wish they all could be "Africa" by Toto. No joke. I love this song. A couple of my friends are in a few bands together, one of which is a cover band that gets reunited every year or so, still the same cast as when it was formed in...
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Well, I wish they all could be "Africa" by Toto. No joke. I love this song. A couple of my friends are in a few bands together, one of which is a cover band that gets reunited every year or so, still the same cast as when it was formed in...
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lilyk:
i guess i can be your friend, but only because you have smokin' jesus kissing his ball as your profile pintura
Last weekend a horrible, vapid woman told me that I was the worst conversationalist she'd ever met. I hadn't been speaking much over the last 15 minutes because I didn't trust myself to not immediately veer off course and describe the depths of her ignorance in fierce detail. I was actually left quite speechless by her remark. I thought about saying, "look, I spoke to...
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alyk:
Do you want me to kick her ass for you? Because, just like Kimora Lee Simmons, "I will beat a bitches ass!" Well, probably not, but I do look for the opportunity to tell strangers that they are cunts...
lilyk:
jonah pre-kidney problems? or post kidney problems?
Partied like a rockstar this weekend...and did things I shouldn't have done. Work is hectic and I'm just dealing with the aftermath of making my first big mistake in 4 years. It isn't as easy as I thought it would be to deal with, luckily NYC is full of booze and drugs and they make forgetting a lot easier. Spring cleanup is interesting, I've lost...
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It's raining in Virginia. I have a slight hangover. I forgot that Easter was this weekend. I need to get my ass in gear and move to London, it's gonna happen soon, so if anyone here approves work visa's in the UK, a little help would be appreciated.
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lilyk:
well numbers are pretty much my favorite school topic, so there you go!
rosehips:
Thanks for the tip. I will have to check it out.
Good luck with the London move.
Good luck with the London move.
I got blind drunk this weekend. I didn't black out or anything, just blind. I was hanging out with a friend who happens to be friends with a famous emo musician. I ended up becoming part of the entorage by default, and to counter this humiliation, I pounded vodka (which usually leads to its own brand of humiliation, though strangely not in this case.) I...
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alyk:
You are a dirty, dirty drunk...but I guess it's ok, because I have it on good authority that you're so attractive you make Jamacian ladies pour drinks down their pants...
I once met Diane Vreeland in an elevator at Bergdorf's...ok, now it's your turn to name drop...which emo musician are you referring to?
I once met Diane Vreeland in an elevator at Bergdorf's...ok, now it's your turn to name drop...which emo musician are you referring to?
Subliminal messages are wasted on me. I only get manifest meanings. Last night I went to see the movie Constantine. People have said it's the most expensive anti-smoking ad of all time, and I guess I can understand why they say that. However, from moment one in that movie all I could think about was how much I wanted to push pause and have a...
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alyk:
I'm debating which is more of a total waste of money...cigarettes or a Keanu Reeves movie...
oh! I almost forgot to give you your st pats day gift:
sharon stone topless yoga
you're welcome
[Edited on Mar 18, 2005 12:15AM]
oh! I almost forgot to give you your st pats day gift:
sharon stone topless yoga
you're welcome
[Edited on Mar 18, 2005 12:15AM]
alyk:
whenever I see a photo of a lady pouring a drink down her panties, I feel strangely compled to share it with everyone I know... 
I'm in the eye of the storm. I'm feeling worlds better, but also feeling the beginning of what might potentially be the real illness, or just a slight bout of hypochondria. Isn't it amazing though how when you're really sick you can feel one day as if you are on your deathbed, and the next as if you've been reborn? What a great feeling. They're...
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delusion:
I know that several girls from this site have had their pictures stolen like that but, I wasn't one of them! I'm not that cool I guess.
nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
Don't get too close. I was sick yesterday, worse than I've been in years. I felt like I had gone 6 rounds with Mike Tyson. Who am I kidding, like I could go 6 seconds against Mike Tyson. I guess it was like someone had tied me to a whipping post, and put that post in the boxing ring and let Mike Tyson unleash a...
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if we looked deeply enough into f. scott's personal history (and I can't say i have), we'd probably find that this quote was simply a veiled statement in support of being drunk as much as possible... here's to f. scott!