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    Monday Jul 24, 2006

    I work in a place where we coined the abbreviation MMMIGTMYD (midget …
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    Saturday Jul 22, 2006

    I often say I moved her from Florida to get out of the fucking heat. …
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    Thursday Jul 20, 2006

    Once in a while, once in a while I get wistful. Oddly for someone th…
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    Monday Jul 17, 2006

    I become ever more self-amused and continue to lean further and furth…
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    Sunday Jul 16, 2006

    I called the cops on a kid that was walking up and down the street wi…
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    Friday Jul 14, 2006

    It's only a tiny stretch to say that I'm a giant. I'm tall and broad…
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    Wednesday Jul 12, 2006

    I've been living on stress, French downbeat techno, and grilled ham a…
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    Wednesday Jul 05, 2006

    Six years ago on a fifth of July Wednesday, I woke up early after spe…
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    Friday Jun 30, 2006

    Today was a day of odd compliments. The deli guy at Whole Foods told…
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    Wednesday Jun 28, 2006

    It never ceases to amaze me that people at the grocery store seem to …