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Thursday Oct 14, 2004

Oct 14, 2004
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Management put a halt on all technical work on my project, which was behind when they created it. Then they gave me twenty-four hours to read 400 pages of arcane technical documents to tell them what it actually is we need to do, never mind that they've already signed up a customer, and why we're behind schedule. They didn't like my supposition that we were behind schedule because no one bothered to ask the engineers if what we were selling was even doable. They also didn't like me pointing out that one of the reasons our schedule is slipping is because they're making us halt engineering work in order to excavate heads from asses.

So I left early and drank half a fifth of expensive bourbon.
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trevallion:
They don't do excavation of heads from asses in the Navy because some DOD contractor paid off the government to prevent it, so now EVERYONE has their head in their ass. That's my theory at least.
Oct 15, 2004
baudot:
Death threats, eh?
I bet it takes less time than tech support.

And thank'ee for the birthday wishes.
Oct 15, 2004

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