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Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Dec 12, 2006
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Today, I was informed that I would be laid off on the second of February.

I said to my boss, "The Japanese have a saying, 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered.'"

He asked, "What do you mean by that?"

I smiled and replied, "It means that I'd rather work with competent carpenters."

Edit: I also think I ruined their whole thing when I started singing Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain".
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
Oh, come off it. I've seen you drink John before.
Dec 19, 2006
mistersatan:
Will do. Have a good holiday, sir. I'll catch up with you at some point.
Dec 20, 2006

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