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My trips to the dentist are always so anti-climactic. The visit today was so low-key that the hygienist and I ended up talking real-estate. Nothing like someone holding a sharp metal hook in your mouth and trying to make small talk to kill some time; God knows that if I were in and out in under ten minutes I wouldn't feel like I'd gotten that thrill ride's full measure.

Yes, I am bitching that my dental appointments are never traumatic. What can I say? I've got nothing.