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Friday Jul 14, 2006

Jul 14, 2006
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It's only a tiny stretch to say that I'm a giant. I'm tall and broad and solid. That said, I'm also apparently some sort of ninja, as apparently no one can notice that they're backing into my path or can see me coming.

It's good that I use my powers for lazy instead of evil.
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velocity:
God help the world if you ever decide on evil. No, wait, God couldn't even help.
Jul 14, 2006
mistersatan:
Ahh, the power of lazy.
Jul 14, 2006

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