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Thursday Feb 23, 2006

Feb 23, 2006
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I was mauled by a elephantine retarded man today.

I'm not entirely sure how the sequence of events unfolded. There he was: about four hundred pounds and very excited that he was going to be able to get his ID card. There I was: patiently trying to wait for my turn to renew my license. Then he barreled into me and hugged me without warning, and I tried to fight him off. Next thing I know chairs are flying, and I'm trying my best to keep him from smothering me as we fall backward.

Then as people apologized to me and tried to calm things down, I sat back and thought, "This is my life."
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mistersatan:
That's the thing- it's not whether I take it seriously or not. It just feels routine anymore, and therefore boring.
Feb 25, 2006
samling:
a lot of my journals, if you read them and don't get what else is insane about my life, it looks very serious.

and this is the internet. you can't take it too serisouly
Feb 25, 2006

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