Frontier psychiatrist!
Grab a kazoo. Let's have a duel.
That...that...that boy needs therapy.
Grab a kazoo. Let's have a duel.
That...that...that boy needs therapy.
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No more sad entry. I have nothing to talk about today. I was awake for nearly six whole hours.
Quite the rock star, I.
Quite the rock star, I.
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muzencab:
Turn that frown upside down little camper. BOB is here!!! I'm a one man congo line. 
My nincompooperies will cheer up even Skeletor!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " Hey why the long face."
Why for you shake your head?
My nincompooperies will cheer up even Skeletor!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " Hey why the long face."
Why for you shake your head?
muzencab:
Understandable.
Ok, so how about thinking of midgets wrassling.
oh ya, is there anyway of checking the journal entries that people left from a previous day or week ago?
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Ok, so how about thinking of midgets wrassling.
oh ya, is there anyway of checking the journal entries that people left from a previous day or week ago?
[Edited on Feb 03, 2004 2:48PM]
I just realized that yesterday made nine months since my last breakup. That means eight months since she tried to mind-fuck me. That means eight months since she turned everyone I thought I could count on against me. That's a handful of death threats and at least one attempt to carry through.
That's also nine months of paranoid seclusion broken only by a handful of...
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sugar_on_asphalt:
*hug*
Women are lame. That's the #1 reason why I'm not a lesbian. (The fact that I
cock falls by the wayside.)
Women are lame. That's the #1 reason why I'm not a lesbian. (The fact that I
cock falls by the wayside.)
samling:
i can understand your situation. my friend has been alone for a year, and is soooooo lonely. i've been alone for 6 and have found that i like my alone time. there are glimpses here and there where i feel like the rest of the world and wonder if there's ever someone out there for me, but i am reminded of the pickyness that maybe it's best that i stay single. i like me, i can put up with me just fine, but it doesn't mean i can find someone else who suits me.
Before I bolted out this evening, I started a thread. To my surprise, it had grown to four pages in the eleven hours I was gone and contained like six repostings of a picture of Flux. Craziness.
I saw a black midget lady with a purple afro get into a row with the Japanese clerk at a convenience store today when she couldn't reach a...
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I saw a black midget lady with a purple afro get into a row with the Japanese clerk at a convenience store today when she couldn't reach a...
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mistersatan:
Why do you think I said it was spot-on?
mistersatan:
Course you're invited. Although I may have been drunk when I said that, doesn't mean I didn't mean it.
One of my friends that I hadn't heard from in a while sent me a forwarded joke yesterday. I thought that was cool and sent her a quick note asking how she was. All I got in response was a cheesecake modeling picture of her starting to pull her pants off with the caption, "How is this?"
I'm not sure how to interpret that one.
I'm not sure how to interpret that one.
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freckle:
she's showing off... like most models like to do
freckle:
no pistol whipping of the freckle. not allowed.
I have to be the single shittiest "adult" on the planet. It's amazing; I can create entire software product lines, help found businesses, and yet I'm mystified/afraid of using the copy machine. I'm pretty sure I couldn't figure out a bus schedule if I tried.
It just seems that I have all this badass professional knowledge and neglected learning how to be a real person.
It just seems that I have all this badass professional knowledge and neglected learning how to be a real person.
mistersatan:
Funny how sometimes we can be exact opposites- I have the same problem, in reverse.
pyronautica:
24% above average?! DUDE! I'M SMART!!
There are days when message boards make me remember what it was like to be nineteen, know everything, and be living such an earnest life. God that was tiring.
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samling:
ok, ok....
so i will stop the shipment of a case of kayopectate to your house.
you're awesome. you really are.
so i will stop the shipment of a case of kayopectate to your house.
you're awesome. you really are.
sigma:
22 and still don't understand what people were trying to say when they said 'you think you know EVERYTHING, don't you!'.
BTW, you have superb taste in books and films.
BTW, you have superb taste in books and films.
I want to drink badly. I'm so tired, angry, and sad. I don't like feeling this way, because it's so hard to keep from tearing into other people that don't deserve it.
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unknowntrigram:
welcome to the bcb group.
mistersatan:
No problem- believe me, I understand.
Quiet day. I like quiet.
I tried again to start a new novel writing project. I've written the first chapter about twenty times and don't like the feeling of any of them. Today's started out, "She says she wants a spanking, and I wonder what the fuck is wrong with people." I modeled this opening after a particularly bad first date moment I had a...
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I tried again to start a new novel writing project. I've written the first chapter about twenty times and don't like the feeling of any of them. Today's started out, "She says she wants a spanking, and I wonder what the fuck is wrong with people." I modeled this opening after a particularly bad first date moment I had a...
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boxofficepoison:
You know, I think I may have had almost the exact same first date.
No expression no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow no tomorrow
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which Im dying are the best Ive ever had
Sadly, I've had that stuck in my head all morning. It seems apropos.
Finally got a few hours of sleep after straggling home from Tacoma...
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Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow no tomorrow
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which Im dying are the best Ive ever had
Sadly, I've had that stuck in my head all morning. It seems apropos.
Finally got a few hours of sleep after straggling home from Tacoma...
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muzencab:
Null, you'll get a honeybaby before I do. I'm just gonna turn gay.
So..aaah.....keryoke wensday?eh?eh?
So..aaah.....keryoke wensday?eh?eh?
muzencab:
I had this weird breathing convulsion. oh wait it was laughter. thanks mein.
Shot down twice in one day. I'm just going to turn into a hydra.
Shot down twice in one day. I'm just going to turn into a hydra.
What to say? I work too hard, sleep too little, and can't keep the two separate. Even with nothing hanging over my head that needs done, I'm still up at 5:51 after tossing and turning for two hours.
Hockey night was fun. I wish I had pictures of PunkJr as Vader, but what can you do?
I just realized that I'm usually the geekiest person...
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Hockey night was fun. I wish I had pictures of PunkJr as Vader, but what can you do?
I just realized that I'm usually the geekiest person...
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punkjr:
Nope, no Natalie. They all got a chuckle out of me trying to figure out who it was that was coming. *laugh*
My delusions of grandeur.
My delusions of grandeur.
freckle:
i like the hair much better straight... not nearly as much trouble. even if i do drag it through ashtrays occasionally 
So tired and burnt out. Trying to finish a database design, but I can't concentrate any longer. Just need to finish checking the decomposition and stored procedure design. Maybe in an hour.
Last night with the other weird kids was fun as always, but I don't think sobriety suits me very well.
Last night with the other weird kids was fun as always, but I don't think sobriety suits me very well.
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mrdeity:
Hey, good luck with saving your friends asses by this friday. 
dejajeva:
Hi hi! I need your email address if you feel comfortable giving it to me!!!
Ya I have a good excuse. I'll say it later.