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It's Friday.

It's Lent.

I'm Catholic.

And I don't even believe in God.

Funny, ain't it?

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evilandyroth:
K... let's see.... for lent, I'm gonna give up Shinny pencils... yeah... and I'm not even catholic! That's what you do for lent...right?
cld:
I belive in god, i just don't live under his roof.
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Quick update. I'd like everyone to give me an example of something unexpected. I mean REALLY unexpected. It doesn't have to be true, just something crazy unexpected, like a blizzard in the desert or a gorilla falling out of the sky.

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cld:
Me not beening single again, Ture story happen last night.
mellisa:
the president does a good job

ty for the comments. it sucks but coulda been worse. im still here, after all.

blackeyed
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Has anyone seen those crazy fuckin Starburst commercials? First, they tried to appeal to stalkers. Then, cleptos. And now, antisocial schizophrenics. Who in the fuck is writing these commercials?

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j24u:
I do enjoy the Satrburst Klepto commercial though. The dude in that one looks like a poor man's Steve Buscemi...
tragique:
Thanks for the comments, i'm really irrational sometimes. But you did help, so no need to blame Andrew77uk!
I watched all the Monty Python films and felt better afterwards. Never fails.
x
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I have a wisdom tooth coming in. It sucks so much ass, it's unbelievable. My jaw is fuckin killin me.

In other news, I'm gonna get a job.

If I can pass a piss test.

eeek

Shit.

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user304975207:
Stop smoking the weed.

And take some aleve.
cld:
I got my wisdom teeth pulled out with another four teeth at the same time. So 8 teeth all together.

I was like a football head for like 2 months. blackeyed
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Everyone read this. It just might concern you.

Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Travel the world
2) Perform in front of an audience of at least 2500
3) Get a record deal
4) Write a screenplay
5) Have sex for 24 hours straight
6) Find a woman worth marrying
7) Give George W. Bush a stink palm

Seven things I...
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docalcoholiday:
Haha, the madness spreads!
thepixy:
i'll post it soon XD

no, of course they aren't all bad, just some of the members i've found to be a bit stuck up..just reading through forums. it puts me off the site a little bit.xx
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Yesterday I was at Slo's house, and Rodebaugh and Billy were over there. There was something on the News about those crazy religious fucks who like to protest soldiers funerals. You know the ones. The ones with the brightly colored signs with such faith-inspiring phrases like, "Thank God for Sept. 11," or "Don't Worship the Dead," and who could forget, "God Hates Fags." I was...
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andrew77uk:
Religion causes a shit load of probs full stop..
j24u:
Bulldozer huh...I like that...it's a part of the analogy I never considered before...
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I have been unemployed since mid-November. And now today, I have a job interview at 2 and training for another job at 5. Weird.

Hope I get this job. It's warehouse work, so I know I'm qualified. And my buddy Rob works there, and I have twice as much experience as him. So, now the only problem is, do they piss test. Hope not. Synthetic...
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trilobyte:
Good luck with the interview and the piss test. I don't even want to talk about my job situation, well lack of job situation, as it's been a point of frustration for some time. Hopefully something will happen shortly, though...

Synthetic piss, who knew?

~Trilo~
spacegirl:

hehe

I had a calzone.

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Yesterday, I went to the itty-bitty-shitty-titty bar yesterday. Rob and Sam almost got into a fight with a stripper. Rob's a trip.

We went to Denny's afterwards. They just put this smoking ban into effect today, so they were already tellin us we couldn't smoke. But we started the protest. Fuck those bastards and their anti-smoker legislation. We got about half a dozen people to...
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agenda:
mmm Denny's......food that makes you question whether or not it's really food. shweet.

thanks for your comment on my set smile
spacegirl:

They started a no smoking between 7AM and 4PM on weekends at my Dennys. It was everyday but I think it only lasted a few days.
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cld:
Hey what's wrong? Didn't you take over the world yet? j\k
evilandyroth:
smile blush biggrin biggrin skull
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I gotta rental car.

It's much nicer than my real car.

I wish I could keep it.

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spacegirl:
I love rental cars. When ever I go on a vacation I almost always rent one.
cld:
Rental cars always smell nice.