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Saturday Mar 04, 2006

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Yesterday I was at Slo's house, and Rodebaugh and Billy were over there. There was something on the News about those crazy religious fucks who like to protest soldiers funerals. You know the ones. The ones with the brightly colored signs with such faith-inspiring phrases like, "Thank God for Sept. 11," or "Don't Worship the Dead," and who could forget, "God Hates Fags." I was explaining this to my associates and they seemed to be just as pissed as me about the whole ordeal. when I started mentioning the signs, they did, however, stand with the religious nutjobs on one case. "God does hate some fags," I believe were the exact words I heard. Being that I'm surrounded by homophobes, it's hard to try explain tolerance. But I think I discovered my best method yet.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
"What the fuck are you talkin about? God's a fuckin cockchugger."

Silence.

Stares.

Forced chuckle.

"No way."

I went on a fuckin rant. Hell I'M not even sure what the fuck I said half the time. I know that my 8 1/2 years at Catholic school finally came in handy. I talked about how much God loved man, how man came first, God molded him outta clay, and was probably feelin up on Adam's clay dick. How God just made Eve outta spare parts. How he had a son, instaed of a daughter. How the book that is all about him makes women out to be pieces of shit. And how his servants love to touch little boys. They're part of God, so they know what he wants, right? Then, one of em brought up that God impregnated a virgin, totally skipping the whole having sex thing.

Converts. Sweeeeeeet.



Guess I won the argument.

-END TRANSMISSION-

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
andrew77uk:
Religion causes a shit load of probs full stop..
Mar 4, 2006
j24u:
Bulldozer huh...I like that...it's a part of the analogy I never considered before...
Mar 5, 2006

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