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Sunday Jan 19, 2003

Jan 19, 2003
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Aah....Cracklin' Oat Bran. Looks like particle board, tastes like heaven. I ate two huge bowls this morning, and now I am drinking hot chocolate and vanilla coffee. Here is an email thatI wrote to my best friend after she asked me about some unemployment stuff:

Well, as for that, they will probably ask you some really stupid questions or something...I don't know...I think that they want you to say that you COULD work, I mean physically or something, not that you are in a wheelchair, but then again you might have something..I can just see it all unfolding like some bad 80's sitcom, where you pretend to be in a wheelchair to collect social security or something, then Urkel drives the getaway car to Cleveland and you guys accidentally run a red light and get arrested, and then your parents show up at the jail and are angry that you are in a wheelchair, and they try to sue the state of Ohio because they think that you have been in an accident and that Ohio is responsible for you being in the wheelchair, but then the social security offic calls your house and your sister is there and doesn't know anything about it and she says, "Melody's not in a wheelchair," and then they get mad and find out where you are, and you think,"My only hope is for that social security check to come in tomorrow!", but then Cliff gets a letter saying that the check has been cancelled, and that the state of Alaska is suing you for fraud, so then Cliff is outraged and goes to Ohio where he tells your parents what happened, and they say," you mean Melody isn't hurt? Our baby!", And then Cliff dresses up as Batman, and he and your mom try and bust you out of jail that night, but then they get caught and put into jail with you, but then Mister Belvedere drives down to the courthouse and has a nice tea wiith the judge, and it shows that part of the scene as Mr. Belvedere and the judge walking out of his office laughing and smokng cigars, and he ujdge has a talk with you guys and makes you PROMISE that it will never happen again, and then Urkel accidentally trips and throws a pie in the judges face and says, "did I do that?", and then Alf...
Love, Nova
oso:
okay....Alf i can see.
but Urkel?

now you're just being silly.
Jan 19, 2003
iliedmyfaceoff:
Oh my god, that was hilarious!!!
Jan 21, 2003

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