Monday Dec 30, 2002

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Sometimes, I pretend that I am a can of tomato soup. I like to watch people from the shelf of a supermarket and pretend that they are food items walking around, brought to life by mysterious aliens hovering in a ship above the Earth. Then the store manager says,"Hey, you weirdo! Get off that shelf!", and when I insist that I am just a can...
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n:
i like yr sense of absurdity. and, you're from chicago yay!
namorstar:
Sometimes, I pretend I'm a human being who understands the nature of right and wrong. Why don't you pretend to grow up? Actually...just grow up!

[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]

Friday Dec 27, 2002

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IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU ARE ALREADYDEAD.
I like to eat pencils! I eat them for money. One time, this one guy bought one of those huge novelty pencils for me to eat because he didn't believe I could do it. I sure proved him wrong..and when I got out of the hospital, my doctor waned me about doing things for other people for...
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emily:
nice!you did your profile,now i can leave you nice commentsmile Yeah Erik fucking sux ass...He left me for his half niece....How sick,and wrong is that? I still love him...but i really don't want to...I'm thinking about moving to Portland soon,That should be good for me...
lionboy:
OH NOOOOOO! I've killed 20,345,186 kittens this week?! *Sob*