Work today was awesome.
I don't think I've said that ever.
The head cook and the waitress who thinks she's the head waitress but isn't because we don't have a head waitress weren't there today.
I had to close and got stuck in traffic on the way home.
This woman, who kept referring to herself as "we", came in and had me explain the entire...
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I don't think I've said that ever.
The head cook and the waitress who thinks she's the head waitress but isn't because we don't have a head waitress weren't there today.
I had to close and got stuck in traffic on the way home.
This woman, who kept referring to herself as "we", came in and had me explain the entire...
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austere:
which are the typical death questions?
Thursday shifts are oveeeer 
But we're back to closing at 3pm instead of 130pm.
Maybe they'll let me start hosting again...
I found out today that my sexual orientation can be defined as pansexual/omnisexual.
I've decided to be Poison Ivy for halloween, but I need to get the logistics of the costume worked out. I was going to be a cowboy but this seems like...
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But we're back to closing at 3pm instead of 130pm.Maybe they'll let me start hosting again...
I found out today that my sexual orientation can be defined as pansexual/omnisexual.
I've decided to be Poison Ivy for halloween, but I need to get the logistics of the costume worked out. I was going to be a cowboy but this seems like...
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austere:
does that mean you are all genders, you are attracted to all genders, or both?
the pink eyeballs look pretty. you should keep them like that.
the pink eyeballs look pretty. you should keep them like that.
austere:
mostly eggplant, tomato, and olives. also other stuff. im not sure what the other ingredients are. its delicious.
also, word. intriguing. i strongly dislike the genitals of males other than myself, and so could never be so open.
also, word. intriguing. i strongly dislike the genitals of males other than myself, and so could never be so open.
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austere:
helen looks like a mermaid. a slutty mermaid.
austere:
yahhh i dont know if we saw spider mites or white flies. they didnt look exactly like either. they were too big to be spider mites i think. and they jump mega far. 
dooood.
my subconscious was right...
buy my "e" key!
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/sys/1420536220.html
my subconscious was right...
buy my "e" key!
http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/sys/1420536220.html
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dkoc:
Bits, you are so ridiculous!
dookiejeans:
I was kinda there for this in chat but.....what the hell????
I woke up too early so I decided to make some lists
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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7zeentch:
lol lists
repo_man:
K is the most underappreciated letter. Nobody cares about K. There are no important words that begin with K. None. Except, Karate. But that's it.
austere:
i cant touch them. they are too fragile. either that or theyre allergic to me and die upon contact with my poison skin.
ray's been playing with my makeup and my computer while im at work?
my dad is doing like a million percent better.
ray's and i's room is growing 6 inches taller than my dad's
work is really busy because there's some fucking nascar race in town.
uhhhh im getting kooked up in this desert.
dessert has 2 s's because you always want more!
i don't...
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my dad is doing like a million percent better.
ray's and i's room is growing 6 inches taller than my dad's
work is really busy because there's some fucking nascar race in town.
uhhhh im getting kooked up in this desert.
dessert has 2 s's because you always want more!
i don't...
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downedcity:
yeah I didn't watch the whole thing but tell Ray we're here for him when he's ready to get help 
austere:
the great thing about your subconscious is that it runs slave. you're in control of that one too. also, if it turns out that its really fucking you up then you should listen.
also, i want to growwwwww
also, i want to growwwwww
tommorrow is going to be a long day.
i wrote a blog that held the meaning of life within it, but it got deleted.
you'll have to settle for this:
i wrote a blog that held the meaning of life within it, but it got deleted.
you'll have to settle for this:
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downedcity:
I thought about you at work today and felt real nervous for you. please gimme an update.
eric_only:
I love the B-52's!!!
sleeeeeeeping.
hate to say i told you so!
i need to find a new place to stay.
it'd gotten really cold here over the weekend.
my dad is having heart surgery friday...
im flagging posts on craigslist in an attempt to annoy whoever could have stolen my sidekick.
... if they're trying to get rid of it.
there's this guy. i like him. a lot....
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hate to say i told you so!
i need to find a new place to stay.
it'd gotten really cold here over the weekend.
my dad is having heart surgery friday...
im flagging posts on craigslist in an attempt to annoy whoever could have stolen my sidekick.
... if they're trying to get rid of it.
there's this guy. i like him. a lot....
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dookiejeans:
yeah, you first. You dont even gotta try to make me happy
user8765:
You've got to spend some time making yourself happy until you get really good at it and it becomes second nature. Only then can you start making others happy.
I look forward to the 'we woman' story, heh.
...and good luck with the plants.
That new display picture is amazing, you're so stunning.