Jesus didn't help.
Now who do I turn to?
Now who do I turn to?
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Blech.
No x-mas cheer for me this year.
No x-mas cheer for me this year.
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ojaeflo:
You mean FOR A CHANGE??? 
Sorry.
Buck up, little camper. Jesus is magic!
Sorry.
Buck up, little camper. Jesus is magic!
ojaeflo:
Totally cribbed that line from Sarah Silverman.
Just struck me as a perky thing to say.
Just struck me as a perky thing to say.
This morning on the way to work when I stopped to pick up my morning Cranberry juice at the 7-11 I saw a man making what may have been the most white trash purchase ever.
A six pack of Bud Light long necks and a small Lunchables at 7:30 AM.
I just can't even begin to explain all the things wrong with the purchase
I...
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A six pack of Bud Light long necks and a small Lunchables at 7:30 AM.
I just can't even begin to explain all the things wrong with the purchase
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northsider:
Hey before ya'll go judging....I used to work graveyard shift (10P to 6A) and when I was done the only things I wanted were easy food and some form of alcohol. You have any idea how hard it is to find a fast food restaurant in the financial district selling anything but breakfast food before 9AM? If it weren't for the Billy Goat I'd have gone mad.
corneilus_wright:
I see no problem with that 
trocc:
uh... was it a bad turkey day? sorry to hear it, man.
roguelibrarian:
Hey, if you wanna talk I still have a good ear.
I almost called you today but I didn't know if you wanted a friendly voice or to be left the fuck alone. You let me know.
I almost called you today but I didn't know if you wanted a friendly voice or to be left the fuck alone. You let me know.
Yikes, drunk in Ohio, who knew it could be so surreal?
Here I sit in Toledo bored out of my mind because the damn hotel bar closed at 11. Isn't that a crime? Not only did they close early but the fuckers decided to stop offering food at around 8:15 which is about 15 minutes before I made it there.
Bastards.
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Here I sit in Toledo bored out of my mind because the damn hotel bar closed at 11. Isn't that a crime? Not only did they close early but the fuckers decided to stop offering food at around 8:15 which is about 15 minutes before I made it there.
Bastards.
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trocc:
great seeing you and the lady yesterday, man... we gotta do that sort of thing more often.
hope you survive your Ohio Ordeal.
hope you survive your Ohio Ordeal.
winter_davis:
I haven't been paying attention; what's going on in Ohio?
So if I give somebody my keys to get into my car and they then forget to give them to me and I end up on my way home with no keys is it their fault for not giving them to me or is it my fault for no remembering to get them from them?
I vote for their fault but I may be biased...
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I vote for their fault but I may be biased...
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northsider:
So which line are you riding? Before you get too smitten with Metra, you need a run-in with one of their surly conductors. Some of them are good guys, the bad ones look like something out of the old 'Superfans' sketches from SNL. Apparently it's a rule to be in the railroad union that they all have to have the same 'Mario Brothers' mustache. Glad you like the Whammy -- it took forever to find a new photo that really spoke to me.
ninjaprodigy:
And here I thought it was the family dog Tammy did unspeakable things to...or was that Blagojevich?
Planning on coming at all to the meet n greet?
Planning on coming at all to the meet n greet?
Well, long time no chit-chat.
To answer the unasked questions, yes I am fine, no I was not abducted and probed, nor was I incarcerated. Just really, really busy.
No, I swear that was it.
It's me, not you.
Really.
New job and liquored up co-workers have kept me busy plus the commute was sucking the life force out of me with relentless ease but...
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To answer the unasked questions, yes I am fine, no I was not abducted and probed, nor was I incarcerated. Just really, really busy.
No, I swear that was it.
It's me, not you.
Really.
New job and liquored up co-workers have kept me busy plus the commute was sucking the life force out of me with relentless ease but...
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_sarah_:
Welcome back!
northsider:
I can give a raincheck good for one beer when I have money. Or I can distract the clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart while you sneak a six-pack out the door.
Can somebody, *anybody*, please tell me just what in the fuck is so dangerous about the s-curve on Lake Shore Drive?
I pass the s-curve twice a day in my commute to work (not for long, Metra here I come) and at least TWICE a week there is a car or SUV wreaked in the middle of the curve. Now I know it is kind...
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I pass the s-curve twice a day in my commute to work (not for long, Metra here I come) and at least TWICE a week there is a car or SUV wreaked in the middle of the curve. Now I know it is kind...
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trocc:
happy birthday, you fool!
sorry we didn't get to hook up the other night - sometime soon, though...
sorry we didn't get to hook up the other night - sometime soon, though...
hot_rod:
happy birthday
Ahem.
Welcome to my ration of hate for the day.
Attention all rebels.
Tattoos and piercings have entered the mainstream, tons of people have them.
They no longer make you, or anyone else different, please stop getting them to prove this.
My studies have concluded that 74.8% of you who have modified your body have done so to prove you are 'different.'
You have really...
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Welcome to my ration of hate for the day.
Attention all rebels.
Tattoos and piercings have entered the mainstream, tons of people have them.
They no longer make you, or anyone else different, please stop getting them to prove this.
My studies have concluded that 74.8% of you who have modified your body have done so to prove you are 'different.'
You have really...
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fight_evil:
yesssssss!!!
winter_davis:
Oh yeah? Well, I have a tattoo that's partially removed. So I am different!
So last night I was sitting in the filthy 'shop' shitter at work frowning not out of effort but due to the fabulously filthy conditions in which it was required I do my business. Just as my mood was about to turn foul due to this shabby shitter I realized that in just under two weeks I would have to brave it no more. And...
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nerdboy2345:
goodbye shitty shitter.
brought my bike to my friends yesterday. tried lossening and adjusting the risers where they come in at the triple tree, its still off. think we determined that the bars may be slightly bent, or the risers are tweaked. friend of mine that works at the body shop said me might be able to fix the tank, no guarantees. im going to swap meet oct 8th to get a sporty tank and rear fender that i plan on stipping down and painting flat black. ill look for new risers and possibly bars. im going to miss the really nice paint job, but thats ok, im going to go for the rat bike look now.
brought my bike to my friends yesterday. tried lossening and adjusting the risers where they come in at the triple tree, its still off. think we determined that the bars may be slightly bent, or the risers are tweaked. friend of mine that works at the body shop said me might be able to fix the tank, no guarantees. im going to swap meet oct 8th to get a sporty tank and rear fender that i plan on stipping down and painting flat black. ill look for new risers and possibly bars. im going to miss the really nice paint job, but thats ok, im going to go for the rat bike look now.
roguelibrarian:
Good for you DUG. I am so happy you found a new toliet..errr... job
muhahahahahahaha!