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I can pretty much move anywhere in the U.S. I want to in a few months. Any ideas?
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stephynopants:
MARYLAND! MARYLAND! MARYLAND!

you know i'm only saying that cause i'm here. butttt, if you don't want snow, i suggest arizona [phoenix on down] or southern florida [anywhere from tampa down]
prospera:
yeah but who DIDN'T have a ridiculous winter this year (shh, the answer is no one. just lie to him)
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"Can we be friends"

No. "Please" No. "Please" NO. "Please!"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. "PLEAAAASE!!!" FINNNNNNNNE

"You need a purpose and you were a jerk"

Glad I said fine, fuck of please. For good.
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chelsi:
<3
skwhale:
confusededness but ditto? lol
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So I have a meeting with my CEO monday and an appointment to see these BALLIN ass apartments on Saturday.

Cross your fingers preez.
justlostone:
Go get it all man! I'd cross my fingers but you dont need the luck!
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notraps_spiltoh:
I feel bad for the first one frown
brixton:
fun! i havent seen you around for a while. i internet misses you.
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It seems like everyone is unhappy with themselves.
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missshell:
i fit into your generalisation.
ante:
bingo!!
hehehe
but you must admit if you cant laugh at yourself who can
wait the world
wait what am i on about
i love you
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So I get a message on Facebook from the owner of this dope ass company in Austin that he has a spare ticket to join his wife and a friend of theirs to see The Flaming Lips tomorrow night....IM WORKING!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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There once was a ship.

The ship gave 100%.

The owner did not.

The ship sank.
notraps_spiltoh:
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